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Bank of Ireland Drive through

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  • 05-07-2007 12:35pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭


    Bank of Ireland is very pleased to inform you that we are installing

    >>new Drive-thru" cash point machines where our customers will be able to
    withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
    To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities, we have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with appropriate procedures for their use.

    >> Please read the procedures that apply to you and remember them

    >> >

    >> >PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS:

    >> >

    >> >1. Drive up to the cash machine.

    >> >2. Wind down your car window.

    >> >3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

    >> >4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

    >> >5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

    >> >6. Wind up window.

    >> >7. Drive off.

    >> >

    >> >PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS:

    >> >

    >> >1. Drive up to cash machine.

    >> >2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with cash machine.

    >> >3. Re-start the stalled engine.

    >> >4. Wind down the window.

    >> >5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

    >> >6. Turn the radio down.

    >> >7. Attempt to insert card into machine.

    >> >8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

    >> >9. Insert card.

    >> >10. After "Invalid Card" is displayed - Remove the afore mentioned "Marks & Spencers" Charge card and insert correct Cash Point card

    >> >11. Remove Cash Point Card

    >> >12. Re-insert Cash Point card the right way up.

    >> >13. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

    >> >14. Enter PIN.

    >> >15. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN.

    >> >16. Enter amount of cash required.

    >> >17. Check make-up in rear view mirror.

    >> >18. Retrieve cash and receipt.

    >> >19. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.

    >> >20. Place receipt in back of cheque book.

    >> >21. Re-check make-up.

    >> >22. Drive forward 2 meters.

    >> >23. Reverse back to cash machine.

    >> >24. Retrieve card.

    >> >25. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
    slot provided.

    >> >26. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

    >> >27. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

    >> >28. Release hand brake.


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kdouglas


    hehe... nice :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 273 ✭✭stipey


    Isn't there a ATM drive through in Stillorgan.... and it has braille on the keypad!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    heh :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    :D:D hehe


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Class, pmsl.:D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 26,581 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    stipey wrote:
    Isn't there a ATM drive through in Stillorgan.... and it has braille on the keypad!
    that's gone now for about 5 years now or so.


  • Registered Users Posts: 210 ✭✭thecutter


    Brilliant!! gotta good chuckle out of that one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I didn't bother reading it on account of those annoying forward thingys


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭squibs


    I didn't bother reading it on account of those annoying forward thingys
    '

    Yet you found it in your heart to scroll all the way to the bottom and post your profound message.

    Bless...


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