The Boss

patmac

If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts
>and thinking things through, you will love this!
> >
> >A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
> >The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
> >
> >On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
>The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he
>meant
> >business.
> >
> >He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much
>money do you make a week?"
> >
> >A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make
>$400 a week. Why?"
> >
> >The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in
>cash and screamed, "Here's four
> >weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."
> >
> >Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and

> >asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
> >
> >From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from
Domino's."
>

Oliverdog

Isn't that a satisfying story?

Reminds me of another whizz-kid boss we had when I worked for British Rail, who was brought in to make sweeping changes. We had a youthful-looking clerk working for us, and he was offered an attractive redundancy package, which he accepted straight-faced.
You would too, if you were 64 years and 8 months old.
We couldn't have been happier for him.

darkskol

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Zapp Brannigan

Nice

But please, please get rid of the lame e-mail formatting.

patmac

Zapp Brannigan wrote:

But please, please get rid of the lame e-mail formatting.

Apologies twas done in a hurry with a hangover on a busy work day.

Zapp Brannigan

patmac wrote:

Apologies twas done in a hurry with a hangover on a busy work day.

We've all had them days no worries

Thrill

Lol What a twit.