My daddy the dancer

patmac

One day a sixth class teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
men, and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"


"No", the boy said, "He works for the Fine Gael pre-election Committee and
is helping to get Enda Kenny to be our next Taoiseach, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

darkskol

hoh

tolosenc

Could be alot worse, tbh. FF: pack o' crooks.

Sinfonia

hayooooo!