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New Penalty Points System

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  • 06-07-2007 10:49am
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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭


    Fluffy Dice.......... 10 points and fine

    No Fear Sign............. Banned for life

    12 Inch Exhaust on Micra................Banned for Life

    Spoilers on 1.1 Litres...............10,000 Points and Imprisonment

    Alloys on 1990 Fiesta's & Corsa's.........15 points banned for six months and heavy fine

    Blacked Out windows (Micra)...............Banned for Life, Imprisonment and a good beating

    Nodding Dogs.............200 points banned for 15 years and put the dog down...

    Stupid Car Stickers such as Liverpool..................Car Confiscation..........banned for 25 years........imprisonment

    Ultra Violet Lights on Micra's, Peugeots, Punto's, Civics, Corsa's................30,000 points, imprisonment, Banned for life, Banned from having children...

    Sub Woofers in a Micra's, Peugeots, Punto's, Civics, Corsa's.....boom...boom down the road................shoot on sight

    Dance Music with high Base...........................a good beating.........banned from driving for life and afterlife

    Dopes who roll down windows in the freezing cold to let you hear their bad taste in music..................2000 points......banned for 5 Yrs

    Ol Bags that indicate 4 miles down the road before they actually turn.................beat them........ban them


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    #2
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    1 star for you


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    #3
    mukki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    yawn, did you make that up yourself


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    #4
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Next person to post a negative comment on a joke gets an instant one week ban. No more warnings.


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    #5
    county
    Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    quite funny:)


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    #6
    Pal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    i'll take a bullet for the silent majority .

    that joke was crap. :)

    (see you all when I get back from hols)


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    #7
    jhegarty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,440 ✭✭✭jhegarty


    thank Pal , your a braver man than me....


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    Tony Danza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 338 ✭✭Tony Danza


    Pal wrote:
    i'll take a bullet for the silent majority .

    that joke was crap. :)

    (see you all when I get back from hols)
    Cheers, after saving me the hassle.


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    #9
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Pal banned for a week.
    Two others very nearly banned for a week.


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    #10
    carfax
    Registered Users Posts: 3,771 ✭✭✭carfax


    Hagar wrote:
    Pal banned for a week.
    Two others very nearly banned for a week.

    What's the story with the Stand up forum Hagar?


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    #11
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    There has been a proposal by Zapp Branigan for a sub-forum of Humour to deal with Comedy/Stand-Up as a genre.

    If you support the formation of the sub-forum please go here and pledge your support. Thanks


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    #12
    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Hagar wrote:
    Pal banned for a week.
    Two others very nearly banned for a week.
    Most be souped up micra drivers with furry dice.


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