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Contagious

  • 06-07-2007 11:17AM
    #1
    opa01_2000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 165 ✭✭


    A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.
    Angela, the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious".
    "Well done, Angela" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try"?
    Melanie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says here's a bug going round, and it's contagious".
    "Well done, Melanie" says the teacher. "Anyone else"?
    Little Graham jumps up and says in a broad Scottish accent, "Oor next door neighbour is paintin' his hoose wi' a two-inch brush and ma Dad says it will take the contagious."


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