Contagious

opa01_2000 · 2007-07-06 10:17:07

A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'. Angela, the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious". "Well done, Angela" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try"? Melanie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says here's a bug going round, and it's…

06-07-2007 10:17AM

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opa01_2000

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A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.
Angela, the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious".
"Well done, Angela" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try"?
Melanie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says here's a bug going round, and it's contagious".
"Well done, Melanie" says the teacher. "Anyone else"?
Little Graham jumps up and says in a broad Scottish accent, "Oor next door neighbour is paintin' his hoose wi' a two-inch brush and ma Dad says it will take the contagious."

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#2 06-07-2007 10:18AM

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Same joke, told slightly differently in the Little John sticky thread here :

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=53212646&postcount=111

Still funny!

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#3 06-07-2007 08:04PM

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Lol

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