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    #2
    Max_Damage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    A very high-pressure power hose will fix that! :D

    Who puts a gauge in the engine bay!?


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    Volvoboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Volvoboy


    Max_Damage wrote:
    A very high-pressure power hose will fix that! :D


    I was thinking of €3 unleaded and Jerry-can:D



    -VB-


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    Max_Damage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    Volvoboy wrote:
    I was thinking of €3 unleaded and Jerry-can:D



    -VB-

    More like a few sticks of dynamite!


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    bazz26
    Registered Users Posts: 51,238 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    Almost as bad as this:
    http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/index.cfm?fuseaction=car&carID=719949

    120mph, not pushing that body kit! :D


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    #6
    Volvoboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Volvoboy


    Eww! OY reg!:D



    -VB-


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    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    I'd hate to be near that yoke when the airbag goes off.


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    #8
    Nephew
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭Nephew


    When I was in primary school about 12 or more years ago, a girl in my classes dad used to drive a battered old opel corsa that was caked in ****ty stickers, even as a ten year old I thought what a fuc*ing mong he must be.


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    Wishbone Ash
    Registered Users Posts: 24,991 ✭✭✭✭Wishbone Ash


    Max_Damage wrote:
    A very high-pressure power hose will fix that!
    A very high-pressure crusher! ;)


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    Par72
    Registered Users Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Par72


    Wow! That is hideous. Imagine having all that crap inside (and outside) your car. Total cringe!


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    maidhc
    Registered Users Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭maidhc


    cantdecide wrote:
    I'd hate to be near that yoke when the airbag goes off.

    Its just a big nail bomb really!


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    blastman
    Registered Users Posts: 5,450 ✭✭✭blastman


    Sweet tap-dancing Jebus!!!


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    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    It looks like some family cars I've seen knockign around where the kids obviously got bored sticking the football stickers in the albums and start on the windows. It has to be a piss take with the amount of pen holders and stuff randomly stuck around the interior.


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    ninty9er
    Registered Users Posts: 9,366 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    bazz26 wrote:
    Almost as bad as this:
    http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/index.cfm?fuseaction=car&carID=719949

    120mph, not pushing that body kit! :D

    Sweet jumpin Jehosevah's camel, €16k spent :eek: :eek: :eek: I hope they kept the receipts :p:p:p

    120 km/h maybe. but then again a corsa can do 100mph with a smaller engine and more weight..go figure:confused::confused:


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    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    ninty9er wrote:
    Sweet jumpin Jehosevah's camel, €16k spent :eek: :eek: :eek: I hope they kept the receipts :p:p:p

    120 km/h maybe. but then again a corsa can do 100mph with a smaller engine and more weight..go figure:confused::confused:

    Assuming its not a lie a Corsa has half the BHP though.

    The bodykit makes it looks like a Suzuki Wagon R.


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    ninty9er
    Registered Users Posts: 9,366 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    Stekelly wrote:
    Assuming its not a lie a Corsa has half the BHP though.

    The bodykit makes it looks like a Suzuki Wagon R.

    Corsa has even less than half 55 BHP stated, but I doubt mine has that much left. I won't say 100 is ideal comfort wise, but was worth getting past articulated lorries on the M7


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    JHMEG
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,686 ✭✭✭JHMEG


    Jeez, imagine if you dropped your keys in that boot, you'd never find them.


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    TJJP
    Registered Users Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭TJJP


    bazz26 wrote:
    Almost as bad as this:
    http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/index.cfm?fuseaction=car&carID=719949

    120mph, not pushing that body kit! :D

    >full one off body kit......

    One off - there is a god afterall...


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    JHMEG
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,686 ✭✭✭JHMEG


    bazz26 wrote:
    Almost as bad as this:
    http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/
    Oh god no...


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    #20
    Owen
    Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    The Motorola Flare phone on the dash is so 1997. Anyone remember when the AA used to give away a bright yellow one of these when you joined?


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    #21
    Max_Damage
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    bazz26 wrote:
    Almost as bad as this:
    http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/index.cfm?fuseaction=car&carID=719949

    120mph, not pushing that body kit! :D

    It looks like the bumpers have just melted to the ground!


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    Gatster
    Registered Users Posts: 1,415 ✭✭✭Gatster


    Originally Posted by bazz26
    Almost as bad as this:
    http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/index...r&carID=719949

    120mph, not pushing that body kit!

    In fairness, without that monstrosity of a bodykit, that would probably be quite a laugh of a car...


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