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worst car name ever has been surpassed

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,924 ✭✭✭eamon234


    let's not forget the Renault Twingo!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    You're all wrong. The single worst company for coming up with names is Daewoo. Not only did the manufacturers name sound ridiculous, but the model names were worse. "Tacuma, Nubira, Leganza, Matiz" ... idiots. No wonder the brand flopped over here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    Datsun Violet
    Mitsubishi Starion
    Renault Le Car (It was what the Renault 5 was called in the States)
    Eagle Medallion (American Renault 21)
    Skoda Roomster
    Subaru Justy
    Mitsubishi Pajero ('wanker' in Spanish!)
    Reliant Robin
    Hyundai Getz
    Hyundai Terracan


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,305 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    There's a good article about silly car names on the Channel 4 website here


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    unkel wrote:
    Now look up what Mitsubishi Pajero means in Spanish :D

    Very true. I know it used to be called a Montana in Spanish speaking countries. Not surprising, nobody wants to be seen driving a w*nker!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭DukeDredd


    TVR. It's short for Trevor (Wilkinson)! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 51,239 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    Nissan had a good share of them:

    Cherry, Sentra, Stanza, Sunny, Cube.

    Mazda had a large MPV inspiringly called MPV. :rolleyes:

    Others that come to mind:- Austin Alegro, Mitsubishi Chariott (Spacewagon in Europe), VW Darby.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,081 ✭✭✭fricatus


    Dyflin wrote:
    Suzuki (all of them!!)

    Hehe, quite true... I mean "Jimny", for cryin' out loud!

    I saw an ad today for the Chevy Captiva. I'm sure Alan Johnston won't be buying one any time soon :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,660 ✭✭✭maidhc


    Morris Garages?


  • Registered Users Posts: 73,454 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    How about the Volkswagen Rabbit (U.S Golf)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭David Michael


    ned78 wrote:
    You're all wrong. The single worst company for coming up with names is Daewoo. Not only did the manufacturers name sound ridiculous, but the model names were worse. "Tacuma, Nubira, Leganza, Matiz" ... idiots. No wonder the brand flopped over here.


    Going to have to correct you here. They were as far removed from a flop as you could want.
    They did very well when they launched. The brand was a huge sucess and I think the CEO won entrepreneur of the year or man of the year in one of the big business mags due to the fact they went from 0 to something like 3% market share in two or so years. Which equated to knocking out about 10,000or so cars. Not really a flop.

    It was the crisis in Korea which filtered down to the market and hurt consumer confidence that slammed the brakes on around 2001.


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,861 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Semi-related...

    Do YOU name your car?

    Ever since I got my big beautiful black Passat :), female friends keep asking me what I call it/her. When I insist that she doesn't have or need a name, they look at me as if I'm mad! :D

    Is it just a female thing?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Going to have to correct you here. They were as far removed from a flop as you could want.They did very well when they launched. The brand was a huge sucess and I think the CEO won entrepreneur of the year or man of the year in one of the big business mags due to the fact they went from 0 to something like 3% market share in two or so years. Which equated to knocking out about 10,000or so cars. Not really a flop.

    In numerical terms, they held their own with the likes of Honda (Source : SIMI), but the brand as a whole was just lost. Clarkson used to revel the opportunity to say 'Dae' with a stern serious face, and 'woooooooooooo' with a huge smile, just to ridicule how absurd the name was.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭prospect


    ned78 wrote:
    In numerical terms, they held their own with the likes of Honda (Source : SIMI), but the brand as a whole was just lost. Clarkson used to revel the opportunity to say 'Dae' with a stern serious face, and 'woooooooooooo' with a huge smile, just to ridicule how absurd the name was.

    "That will be the Day-wooooooooooo"

    Bloody annoying..


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    prospect wrote:
    "That will be the Day-wooooooooooo"

    Bloody annoying..

    If it wasn't annoying, it wouldn't be Clarkson, now would it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    Yaris Verso
    Xsara picasso
    peugeot boxer
    ford cougar
    nissan fairlady


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Whoever said Skoda Roomster wins. What a stupid, stupid name.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭prospect


    ned78 wrote:
    If it wasn't annoying, it wouldn't be Clarkson, now would it?

    I am talking about the Adverts, that was the catchphrase.... uuuughhh *shudders*


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    racso1975 wrote:
    ford cougar

    I actually thought that was a good name for a car.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭David Michael


    ned78 wrote:
    In numerical terms, they held their own with the likes of Honda (Source : SIMI), but the brand as a whole was just lost. Clarkson used to revel the opportunity to say 'Dae' with a stern serious face, and 'woooooooooooo' with a huge smile, just to ridicule how absurd the name was.

    Don't want to fall out with you but the figures from SIMI 2000 show that Daewoo achieved a remarkable success with their brand. Those figures are the most (if only) available tool for measuiring said brand success. Not Clarkson. He just had an opinion.

    Didn't really come on here to discuss brands but to point that it was incorrect to say the "flopped" here due to their name or what every. They very much didn't.
    TOYOTA	253	25844	11.20%
    FORD	67	25296	10.96%
    NISSAN	144	24190	10.48%
    VW	67	22761	9.86%
    OPEL	143	21775	9.43%
    FIAT	81	17259	7.48%
    RENAULT	45	14194	6.15%
    PEUGEOT	20	9892	4.29%
    HYUNDAI	12	7435	3.22%
    DAEWOO	5	6781	2.94%
    SEAT	19	6240	2.70%
    MITSUBISHI	10	5627	2.44%
    CITROEN	10	4809	2.08%
    MAZDA	10	4614	2.00%
    ROVER	12	4539	1.97%
    SKODA	29	4503	1.95%
    MERCEDES	3	4218	1.83%
    BMW	11	4005	1.74%
    HONDA	4	3318	1.44%
    ALFA ROMEO	14	2645	1.15%
    AUDI	9	2260	0.98%
    SUZUKI	6	2156	0.93%
    VOLVO	6	2012	0.87%
    SAAB	3	974	0.42%
    DAIHATSU	2	933	0.40%
    SUBARU	1	877	0.38%
    LEXUS	0	569	0.25%
    JAGUAR	0	298	0.13%
    CHRYSLER JEEP	1	231	0.10%
    ISUZU	1	133	0.06%
    MG	0	56	0.02%
    PORSCHE	0	40	0.02%
    KIA	0	2	0.00%
    SSANGYONG	0	0	0.00%
    


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,577 ✭✭✭Heinrich


    Ford Fiasco
    Volkswagen Viagra
    Vauxhall Virgin


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Don't want to fall out with you but the figures from SIMI 2000 show that Daewoo achieved a remarkable success with their brand. Those figures are the most (if only) available tool for measuiring said brand success. Not Clarkson. He just had an opinion.

    Didn't really come on here to discuss brands but to point that it was incorrect to say the "flopped" here due to their name or what every. They very much didn't

    If you took the time to read my post, you'd see that I agreed with you on figures, and even referenced the SIMI. I'm talking about the brand failing as a Marketing excersise, with the proof that they rebranded to Chevy in 2005, in the European market. So they very much did flop, in terms of a brand, as an identity.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,310 ✭✭✭alias no.9


    Nobody has mentioned the Mitsubishi Starion. It's reputed that it was supposed to be called stallion but the name was lost in translation from engrish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 217 ✭✭folkswagen


    Nissan Qashqai - like the car but not the name:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    alias no.9 wrote:
    Nobody has mentioned the Mitsubishi Starion.

    I did actually.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭TomMc


    ....


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,310 ✭✭✭alias no.9


    Max_Damage wrote:
    I did actually.

    So you did. My bad. :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭rebel.ranter


    folkswagen wrote:
    Nissan Qashqai - like the car but not the name:eek:

    I thought it had been re-christned "Cash Cow" in this country?

    An SSIA miracle!

    Fiat Panda is also a ridiculous name.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    Another batch of them...

    Nissan Cube
    Merkur XR4Ti (more so the make than model; they were American Ford Sierra's)
    Fiat Ritmo (sanitary towel in the USA)
    Morris Ital


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭rebel.ranter


    Max_Damage wrote:
    Morris Ital

    My neighbour had one of these when I was a young fella. For years I thought the "y" had fallen off!!!


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