Ladies: How to turn Fellas down.. XD

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I shamelessly stole this from Bebo but I found it very funny.

*HE **: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE **: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE **: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE **: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE **: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE **: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE **: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
**SHE **: Okay, get out.

HE **: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE **: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE **: Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE **: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE **: Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE **: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE **: Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE **: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE **: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE **: Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE **: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing!

Thrill

:D

They're good. This one's my favourite...

HE **: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.:D

darkskol

heh

Capt'n Midnight

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: Sorry didn't know you were a hoe.


Guy: Do you want to dance?
Girl: No!
Guy: Don't be picky. ... I wasn't!


He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Get lost
He: I guess a shag's out of the question then?...

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
She: Unfertilised!
He: Thats ok then, I'll just pull out and shoot on your back!

He: Your place or mine?
She: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine!
He: Fine with me, I don't care where we go after we've finished in the car!

He: Would you like to dance?
She: I wouldn't dance with you if you were the last man on earth!
He: Oh, I think you miss-heard me, I said you look fat in those pants!


Guy: Hi I am Don Juan.
Girl: Don Juan???
Guy: Yeah, because all the girls Don Want me.

Zapp Brannigan

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Guy: Hi I am Don Juan.
Girl: Don Juan???
Guy: Yeah, because all the girls Don Want me.

I'm using that during the week! Brilliant!