Dirty Listening.

rediguana

Adam Sandler the comedic actor???

Not really dirty, but reminiscint of my early 20's - Spiller featuring Groovejet and Sophie Ellis Bexter "IF This Ain't Love" (or whatever!). What a track! It's going on it, just for nostalgia value.

Jimbo808

Ok if you really want to do some damage to your significant other than there's no better song that either:

NIN - Close

Prince - Get Off

Make sure you've got a nice set of speakers and push the bass up....alot!


oh yea and em, use protection...

rediguana

Jimbo808 wrote:

oh yea and em, use protection...

I'm always very careful. I get the girl to sign a disclaimer beforehand agreeing that I'm not responsible if she's ruined for all other men after her night of passion with me. It's not romantic, but these are litigious times.


Yeah, Prince's "Get Off" is brilliant. Ever heard his song, "Come"? Another classic.

The NIN one I'll look up.

Cheers.

BaZmO*

OP, been reading a lot of Pighead threads lately?

rediguana

No, I only read my own threads. What's the story with Pig-Head?

BaZmO*

rediguana wrote:

No, I only read my own threads. What's the story with Pig-Head?

Ah bless!

Nice try Red. I like the way you even changed the way his name is spelt.

CJhaughey

How bout an already mixed CD?
http://www.discogs.com/release/210489

J.S. Pill

Am I the only one who likes to put on German techno??

Jimbo808

Well you and the German nation presumably?

Dudess

stovelid wrote:

They were a big disco crossover band in the 70's. High pitched voices, harmonies and poignant yet lewd lyrics. A wonderful, uplifting, shagging soundtrack IMO.

OP, Minnie Riperton's Inside My Love is WAY sexier than Loving You (you'll find it on the Jackie Brown soundtrack). Good Lord, if sex was a song, that would be it!
And you gotta throw in I Want You by Marvin.

Kali

rediguana wrote:

Who in blazes are Joy Division?

If you don't know by now then you're probably too far down the bad road

rediguana

BaZmO* wrote:

Ah bless!

Nice try Red. I like the way you even changed the way his name is spelt.

You're not the detective you think you are. I have no other accounts. I waste enough time on this one.

rediguana

Dudess wrote:

OP, Minnie Riperton's Inside My Love is WAY sexier than Loving You (you'll find it on the Jackie Brown soundtrack). Good Lord, if sex was a song, that would be it!
And you gotta throw in I Want You by Marvin.

I'll check out that other Minnie Ripperton one, thanks. I already have that Marvin Gaye one, pretty slick alright. Have you heard his version of The Beatles' "Yesterday"? Not exactly sexy, but so mournful!

rediguana

CJhaughey wrote:

How bout an already mixed CD?
http://www.discogs.com/release/210489

Nice one, that looks good. I remember that ATB track, some nice moaning in it alright.

Jimbo808

ill probably get a blasting for this but Track number one of Justin Timberlake (Timbalands muse!) latest album.

Its the title track, called "FutureSex/LoveSounds"

Or his other single "My Love". If you can't **** to that beat then you can't ****!

hah im so gay

Dudess

And of course the obvious one (can't believe I forgot it): Donna Summer's Love to Love You, Baby. The moaning even caused controversy.
Actually the '70s is your best bet for songs that sound like sex - about '74-'79.

Donna: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ArZEFwRsY
Minnie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VS6X_ExoLU

rediguana

Jimbo808 wrote:

ill probably get a blasting for this but Track number one of Justin Timberlake (Timbalands muse!) latest album.

Its the title track, called "FutureSex/LoveSounds"

Or his other single "My Love". If you can't **** to that beat then you can't ****!

hah im so gay

I have that album, I think it's great! I must be gay too. I'm not crazy about "My Love" but there are 2-3 other likely candidates on the album.

Thanks, Dudess, too. I'll you-tube that Donna Summer song later on to see if the moaning is as erotic as you're insinuating

Dudess

rediguana wrote:

Thanks, Dudess, too. I'll you-tube that Donna Summer song later on to see if the moaning is as erotic as you're insinuating

No worries. Lack of disappointment - guaranteed! Seriously porny sounding, wah-wah guitars and all. Just ignore the appallingly naff video. You'll recognise the chorus - Beyoncé used it for Naughty Girl recently.
Sadly the Minnie video is just a frozen screen. I've googled pics of her though. I know it's mean but she really was nothing near as hot as she sounded.
On this she actually sings the line "do you want a ride" (well it's actually "do you wanna ride" but it sounds the same!)

BaZmO*

rediguana wrote:

You're not the detective you think you are. I have no other accounts. I waste enough time on this one.

Who mentioned multiple accounts? hmmm...
Anyway, I didn't say you were Pighead I just said your replies were very Pighead-esque.

But enough of this off-topicry.
Try "Because I Love You" by Lenny Williams.
Guaranteed to get your lady in the mood, but use sparingly as it's a powerful aul belter of a choon!!!

rediguana

BaZmO* wrote:

Who mentioned multiple accounts? hmmm...
Anyway, I didn't say you were Pighead I just said your replies were very Pighead-esque.

But enough of this off-topicry.
Try "Because I Love You" by Lenny Williams.
Guaranteed to get your lady in the mood, but use sparingly as it's a powerful aul belter of a choon!!!

Okay okay, no hard feelings. This Pig-Man must really be something, if he's like me. Do you have a link to any of his threads?

That Lenny Williams ballad is a nice one too. Very tender, perhaps suited to the latter stages of the love marathon when the pace has (finally) eased.

rediguana

Dudess wrote:

And of course the obvious one (can't believe I forgot it): Donna Summer's Love to Love You, Baby. The moaning even caused controversy.
Actually the '70s is your best bet for songs that sound like sex - about '74-'79.

Donna: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ArZEFwRsY
Minnie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VS6X_ExoLU

That Donna Summer one is a keeper. It's some Grade A moaning alright, even if the lyrics are kind of lazy. What about that dancing though? "Swan Lake" meets "Debbie Does Dallas".

Minnie Ripperton wasn't THAT ugly. She just seemed to have a lot of bad hair years. I actually had that Jackie Brown soundtrack and I remember that Minnie song. It really does sound like she's offering some (hapless) man sex.

Dudess

Oh no I'm not saying she was ugly - it's just her voice is so sexy I was expecting a grade A ride, but she was just fairly ordinary-looking. She was only 31 when she died - looked years older.

rediguana

Dudess wrote:

Oh no I'm not saying she was ugly - it's just her voice is so sexy I was expecting a grade A ride, but she was just fairly ordinary-looking. She was only 31 when she died - looked years older.

Well, I guess she wasn't going to live forever. I hope people will be discussing me on message boards (without the brute-ugly comments) decades after I'm dead.

Dudess

I didn't say she was ugly!!!

Tchocky

Anyone mentioned J'taime?

Dudess

rediguana wrote:

"Swan Lake" meets "Debbie Does Dallas".

Nail on the head!

Yes, Je T'aime's mentioned in the opening post.

Jimbo808

HAHAH Iv got it.


"smooth operator" by Sade.


That's sickingly sexy. Its so sexy that you could almost die from it.

Death by sexy. what a way to go...

rediguana

Jimbo808 wrote:

HAHAH Iv got it.


"smooth operator" by Sade.


That's sickingly sexy. Its so sexy that you could almost die from it.

Death by sexy. what a way to go...

You make a strong case for Sade. Let me consider it for a moment...

>>>Creasing of brow and stroking of chin<<<

...She's in!!!

No doubt about it he's a smooth operator. Smoooooooth operator (etc)