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Lucky Seven

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  • 14-07-2007 7:16am
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    Hagar
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    I was at the races at Seven Oaks last Saturday, and I noticed the date 7/7/07, what a coincidence I thought to myself.

    Then I saw a horse called "Lucky Seven" running in the 7th race. Wow it gets better I said to myself.

    I checked out the odds... 7/1 . I could not believe it.

    I checked out the form, his seventh outing and he had a 7lb allowance.

    The jockey's name was Sven Svenson.

    I was so excited I had to get a bet on this horse. I went to the ATM and checked my balance. Would you believe it, €777.

    I withdrew it all and put it on "Lucky Seven" to win.
















    Bastard came in seventh...


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    Jesus Wept
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    :D

    like it! And the story had 7 sentances, bar the punchline. I notice stuff.


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    darkskol
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    :d


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    #4
    Skip Work!
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    he he good one:)


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    #5
    Zapp Brannigan
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    Not for me I'm afraid. :(


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    racso1975
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    I notice stuff

    Classic:D :D:D joke was good too


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    dulpit
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    The guy down the street saw that one coming a mile away...


    And he's blind...


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