The power of breasts

AlmightyCushion

Dudess wrote:

Change your name to Fragrantirishman and you're on! (maybe...):)

You're not even going out with her smellyirishman and she's already trying to change you. Proceed with caution......and preferably with a camera that has a lens that can see through clothing.

Crumble Froo

AlmightyCushion wrote:

You're not even going out with her smellyirishman and she's already trying to change you. Proceed with caution......and preferably with a camera that has a lens that can see through clothing.

and actually... that is very good advice for new relationships in general :P

*wonders if it could be stickied in PI*

AlmightyCushion

narco wrote:

and actually... that is very good advice for new relationships in general :P

*wonders if it could be stickied in PI*

I presume you are on about the camera part and only the camera part.

Dudess

narco wrote:

and actually... that is very good advice for new relationships in general :P

*wonders if it could be stickied in PI*

The camera bit or the proceed with caution bit?!

Ibjiba

Dudess wrote:

By the way, what does your username refer to?


Change your name to Fragrantirishman and you're on! (maybe...):)

I agree with that!

Crumble Froo

The camera bit or the proceed with caution bit?!

all of it!

"if embarking in a new relationship, always remember
1. to be wary when s/he tries to change you. proceed with caution therein.
2. to avoid mentioning your own BO, or implying that you enjoy it/love farting.
3. to bring a camera. you NEVER know when youre going to need it. if it can see through clothes... well... that might well be the closest youre gonna get anyway.
4. breasts are powerful.

2 stroke

Dudess

By the way, what does your username refer to?

Long story actualy, perhaps we could discuss it over breakfast.

AlmightyCushion

2 stroke wrote:

Dudess
Long story actualy, perhaps we could discuss it over breakfast.

Smooth.

Dudess

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Smooth

Indeed, there is no other way of describing it.

farohar wrote:

I have read on other boards that many women like having their breast looked at but not stared at (posted by women), any of the ladies here care to educate the males in proper tit appreciation ettiquette?

I'm afraid it's one quick glance and the face from then on.

AlmightyCushion

Dudess wrote:

I'm afraid it's one quick glance and the face from then on.

Ah spoil sport.

Crumble Froo

Dudess wrote:

I'm afraid it's one quick glance and the face from then on.

lol, reminds me of when i got my nipple done, went in with a mate, and ran into two of his mates (a couple) afterwords. mentioned waht id gotten done... and didnt the guy literally spend the rest of the 15min conversation, with his arm around his g/f, staring at my chest....

Dragan

I'm not bothered reading the whole thing but needless to say norks are awesome.

jester77

narco wrote:

what can ya say?! it's nice to feel appreciated!!!

that said, it's also nice to feel that that's not the only part thats appreciated....

figure it out.

Ah but you see, it's not the only part that's appreciated!
We also stare at the ass once you've walked by, but you usually don't see this

2 stroke

Dudess wrote:

I'm afraid it's one quick glance and the face from then on.

I can live with that.












You said nothing about keeping my hands to myself.

AlmightyCushion

2 stroke wrote:

You said nothing about keeping my hands to myself.

Very observant 2stroke. Very observant.

Crumble Froo

jester77 wrote:

Ah but you see, it's not the only part that's appreciated!
We also stare at the ass once you've walked by, but you usually don't see this

as a girl who shops largely in men's depts... all my clothes are baggy enough that its a rare few who can tell if i actually have an ass or not...

and as someone who has plenty of guy mates... believe me... i see droolage once a chick has walked past...:rolleyes:

2 stroke

Why is the post count not going up?

AlmightyCushion

2 stroke wrote:

Why is the post count not going up?

What post count?

stratospheres

I wish I had big boobs!

Stab*City

i love boobs.. no i really do.. gotta say i love a nice ass too..

Smellyirishman

Ibjiba wrote:

I agree with that!

Which part?! :eek:

Well, I guess it's time to sub up and change the auld handle. Cushions, I heed the advice, but in the interest of inspection I must take my chances. One for the brotherhood, if you will.

AlmightyCushion

Smellyirishman wrote:

Which part?! :eek:

Well, I guess it's time to sub up and change the auld handle. Cushions, I heed the advice, but in the interest of inspection I must take my chances. One for the brotherhood, if you will.

Don't forget the camera that has a lens that can see through clothes and post the pics up in the bar for the rest of the brothers.

AlmightyCushion

stratospheres wrote:

I wish I had big boobs!

It could be that you just have low self esteem. Post up pics and let us re-assure you that they are big.

Spud83

Its all about the ass for me. Any girl can have nice boobs, but a nice ass means a nice body.

Smellyirishman

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Don't forget the camera that has a lens that can see through clothes and post the pics up in the bar for the rest of the brothers.

It's already installed in my overly elaborate top-hat.

gurramok

'Woman too sexy for city bus'
http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/0716/germany.html?rss

'(He) shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic,' Ms 'C' was quoted as saying.'

Now now ladies, cover* up in future, ye are the cause of road accidents now

*don't cover up, we males want more to see

stratospheres

I don't have much of an ass either!

I guess I'm not a real woman!

*cries*

AlmightyCushion

Smellyirishman wrote:

It's already installed in my overly elaborate top-hat.

Where would I purchase one of these hats?

Spud83

stratospheres wrote:

I don't have much of an ass either!

I guess I'm not a real woman!

*cries*

cant we be the judge of that.

Smellyirishman

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Where would I purchase one of these hats?

Where else but http://www.TheTopHatShop.com/ for all your top-hatting needs.

Under garment camera sold separately.
Installation fee may apply.
TheTopHatShop cannot be held responsible for any beatings you receive as a result of wearing the hat and/or camera attachment.

AlmightyCushion

Smellyirishman wrote:

Where else but http://www.TheTopHatShop.com/ for all your top-hatting needs.

Under garment camera sold separately.
Installation fee may apply.
TheTopHatShop cannot be held responsible for any beatings you receive as a result of wearing the hat and/or camera attachment.

Can I sue them for the damage the insanely heavy camera does to my spine?

stovelid

asl rofl

stratospheres

I'm not presenting myself to be objectified!



Btw, all girls like being objectified! Those that say they don't are lying

Tar.Aldarion

I think old horror films should be edited with voiceovers to say 'the power of breasts compel you' at the appropriate times.

Spud83

stratospheres wrote:

I'm not presenting myself to be objectified!

AWww pretty please...:o

AlmightyCushion

stratospheres wrote:

I'm not presenting myself to be objectified!

We don't care as long as you present yourself.

stratospheres

Tar. Aldarion - I lol'd!

As for you boys, easy now hehehe

Dudess

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I think old horror films should be edited with voiceovers to say 'the power of breasts compel you' at the appropriate times.

Check out Hammer Horror movies - they're veritable boob-fests!
http://www.cultsirens.com/hammer/hammer.htm

But of course I'm appalled at that because (according to posters on the other thread) I'm a sanctimonious feminist type who hates men that don't appreciate women for their minds and only for their bodies.:rolleyes:

AlmightyCushion

Dudess wrote:

Check out Hammer Horror movies - they're veritable boob-fests!
http://www.cultsirens.com/hammer/hammer.htm

Very nice!:)

Dudess wrote:

But of course I'm appalled at that because (according to posters on the other thread) I'm a sanctimonious feminist type who hates men that don't appreciate women for their minds and only for their bodies.:rolleyes:

Well put a link to this thread in your sig and direct them to it. That should shut them up.

Mr. Incognito

You know what they say,

How do you make ten punds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it!

Tar.Aldarion

stratospheres wrote:

Tar. Aldarion - I lol'd!

How else do I make boobs to go out with me? Girls, I mean girls.


Thanks dudess, looks good.

stratospheres

Ok guys...

I'm a bit curious as to what your ideal size is for a woman?
Obviously different size boobs for different size women...but ya know what I mean!

stratospheres

Tar.Aldarion - I'm sold!

AlmightyCushion

stratospheres wrote:

Ok guys...

I'm a bit curious as to what your ideal size is for a woman?
Obviously different size boobs for different size women...but ya know what I mean!

Boobs like jordans are absolutely disgusting. That's just way too big. I find myself very lenient on this issue. As long as they aren't too big or too small I'm happy. Oh and as long as I get to grab them as often as possible. I forgot to mention that.

Spud83

once they can act as a comfortable pillow its all good and yes there is such a thing as too big.

Tar.Aldarion

stratospheres wrote:

Ok guys...

I'm a bit curious as to what your ideal size is for a woman?
Obviously different size boobs for different size women...but ya know what I mean!

Asking a man his ideal breast size kinda like asking how much money he'd like to have.

Tar.Aldarion - I'm sold!

Now it is your turn to sell yourself I take it?

So anyway, b/c.

_Kaiser_

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Boobs like jordans are absolutely disgusting. That's just way too big. I find myself very lenient on this issue. As long as they aren't too big or too small I'm happy. Oh and as long as I get to grab them as often as possible. I forgot to mention that.

What he said!

stratospheres

If I was to sell myself, nobody on boards could afford me!

Tar.Aldarion

But you just said 'I'm sold'. Where do I pick my new accessory up?

AlmightyCushion

stratospheres wrote:

If I was to sell myself, nobody on boards could afford me!

What if we join our money to buy you together and then pass you around like a used condom.