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Crazy old man

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  • 16-07-2007 9:56pm
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    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users Posts: 5,963 ✭✭✭


    This certainly got a laugh out of me, thought I'd share:





    I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue.

    The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

    The old man did not bat an eye in his response, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”


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    darkskol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    heh :)


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    Gator
    Registered Users Posts: 601 ✭✭✭Gator


    Good :)


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    philstar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,986 ✭✭✭philstar


    D.T. Jesus wrote:
    I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court.

    ya right!!.........u saw it in a movie:rolleyes:


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    vorbis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭vorbis


    that line is part of the joke philstar!
    good joke :)


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