Supermarket (probably done before)

patmac

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

* 2 litres of low fat milk
* a carton of eggs
* 2 litres of orange juice
* a head of lettuce
* half a dozen tomatoes
* a 500g jar of coffee
* a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"




The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Gator

I like

dulpit

I've heard it before, except punchline was "Because you're fat" (also heard it with the punchline being "because you're foxy")

Good none the less, and just choose how mean you feel to pick which punchline to go for..

darkskol

Lol

Thrill

Thats a good one.

ciggs

Very good - lol