Dog

opa01_2000

I was in Shoprite buying a large bag of Epol for my Labrador retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Epol Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 kilograms before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Epol chunks and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned, and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no... I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me.

dulpit

? That story confuddled me...

Jimoslimos

Heard it before but good one:D

You could replace some of the names (e.g., Epol = pedigree chum) or such to make it a bit easier to understand for the non-americans here.

darkskol

Jimoslimos wrote:

Heard it before but good one:D

You could replace some of the names (e.g., Epol = pedigree chum) or such to make it a bit easier to understand for the non-americans here.

Agree