Oh my God, how true are these?? (Observations On Life)

Spud83

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call you teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at he first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household injury is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip

Gary ITR

Posted before, syill worth a chuckle though

racso1975

5 stars from me

biko

You obviously never seen me picking up a Frisbee.

stomprockin

Where is number 9 gone

keltoms

stomprockin wrote:

30) The most painful household injury is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

correction: The most painful household injury is stepping on an upturned plug with no socks on!!!

Spud83

stomprockin wrote:

Where is number 9 gone

i have no idea

sidneykidney

Quality

Crumble Froo

20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

lol! is this true?!

Seth Brundle

of course its true - you mean wimmin don't do this?

Crumble Froo

i cant speak for all women... but ive never even heard of doing that beofre...

Spud83

narco wrote:

i cant speak for all women... but ive never even heard of doing that beofre...

bet ya try it within in the next day though.

Zapp Brannigan

I ran out of salt once. It was a dark dark day.

Oriel

My God, have you people never seen these before?
Where have you all been hiding?!

darkskol

Wow number 9 is the most true of all.

carfax

darkskol wrote:

Wow number 9 is the most true of all.

Funny.

neon_glows

yup iv done it. lol

h57xiucj2z946q

keltoms wrote:

correction: The most painful household injury is stepping on an upturned plug with no socks on!!!

falling of a cliff and landing on a bike with no saddle?

actually not a household injury now when i think about it. Maybe if u fell of the top of the stairs and landed on a bike with no saddle

Themainman

didnt get number 5 and im an 80's child

Smellyirishman

Themainman wrote:

didnt get number 5 and im an 80's child

Get a digital calculator and enter the numbers.
Rotate 180º.
Lol.

Personally, I'm more a fan of 5318008.

mcauley

alanmurphy83 wrote:

11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

LMFAO

galwayrush

Smellyirishman wrote:

Get a digital calculator and enter the numbers.
Rotate 180º.
Lol.

Personally, I'm more a fan of 5318008.

Typical, no fecking Calculator when you need one,:D

aoife2k

alanmurphy83 wrote:

1)
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

absolutely frightening! but the relief is magnificient when u get it unstuck!

Thrill

24) You never ever run out of salt.

I did. :eek:

32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

I've also done this. *groans in despair*

McFearless

Flushing the tiolet and racing it,its sooo true.....

whatshername!!

Themainman wrote:

didnt get number 5 and im an 80's child

how could you have never heard of this:eek: im a child of the 90's and we were still doing it.

Naos

I read this in a book I was buying for my dad one time, entitleds something like "The Funniest Emails Ever Part 2".

This was the list I opened as I stood in the long queue (Christmas) and I swear to your God, the combination of this list and standing in an idle and quiet queue had me in convulsions.

To the point where I had to stop reading and close the book, only to open it and read again. I thought I was going to pass out.

Probably top : Never know where to look when eating an apple/banana, Impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee and you always feel a little scared when patting a horse.