Woodies Scam

Rowley Birkin QC · 21-07-2007 9:40pm #1

A “heads up” for those of you who may be regular Woodies customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another Woodies or Atlantic Homecare. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and 1 performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful.

gingerGiant · 21-07-2007 10:08pm

I always carry a spare empty wallet just in case this situation arises.

smallBiscuit · 21-07-2007 10:51pm

bigkev49 wrote:

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful.

hmmm 15 times

, the oral must be good, or you keep your wallet empty. in which woodies would i get my windscreens cleaned so well?