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My penis is so big...

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  • 22-07-2007 8:50am
    #1
    DonJose
    Registered Users Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭


    Found the following on Bash.org

    <JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
    <JonTG> wait, shít


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    darkskol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    :)


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    #3
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    http://bash.org/?779288

    <TRG> so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer
    <TRG> so she put it in mine
    <TRG> now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn
    <TRG> that got into the action right away
    <TRG> so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
    <TRG> opens up windows media players
    <TRG> and the porn starts playing
    <TRG> and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh ****"
    <TRG> but then...
    <TRG> she goes berserk
    <TRG> she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!"
    <TRG> and she took out a HAMMER
    <TRG> and smashed the ****ing CD
    <TRG> it was the best thing ever
    <TRG> not only was I completely off the hook
    <TRG> you have to love the awesome displays of religious ape****
    <TRG> I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us


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    Smellyirishman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Smellyirishman


    Bash Sticky.


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