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The barbecue

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  • 22-07-2007 3:03pm
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    Hagar
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    A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

    With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

    "Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue!!!"

    The woman chose to ignore her husband

    Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a ittle frisky.
    He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off, "What's wrong?" he asks.

    She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie ?"


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