The myriad of ways in which guys compensate?

Lirange

I'm not quite the professional in this area. So I was curious. Not that any faux Don Juan's here are going to share their trade secrets but what have you witnessed? There are many obvious ways ... the sleek wheels ... But there are certainly some interesting if desperate methods out there

Today we witnessed a sap plum for the phallic dragon tattoo. Myself and most co-workers would consider the fella a metro in denial. He was showing it off to the women in the office today. He'll be much further away on their radar now.


Oh and this is how the rednecks do it! Gotta be brash they do.

Apparently a huge fad in Dubya land (NSFW)

Dirk Gently

I once worked with a bloke who would save up a few weeks wages, cash it, stuff it in a wallet and then proceed to order a drink next to some hawt chick at the bar, paying for it with a note from his whopper wad of cash, making sure to let her (and half the pub) see the cash. He never seemed to pull though, perhaps because he was a prick and even the sight of all that cash wasn't enough to compensate enough for even the most desperate of gold diggers.

intheknow

Tough Dogs, ie Staff, rothweiler, bull mastiff, = small penis or a gay in denial who has ''hard'' mates.

Karl Hungus

THIS is how I compensate for talent.

super_furry

Karl Hungus wrote:

THIS is how I compensate for talent.

I'd do you if I saw that, and the closest I ever got to another man was when my hand accidently brushed off a guys thigh during a fight.

cooperguy

Iv an old shíty car does that mean I must be huge? Alot of that is just bullshít if I had money id buy a much nicer bigger car not because im compensating because I like nice cars and I could afford one. Most of the time when somebody says "Look at that guy overcompensating" its just badly disguised jealousy.

jester77

Guess I'm lucky that I don't need to compensate!

But maybe the OP is onto something here. I've never owned a car, I hardly ever have money and have no tatoos or piercings!

Wish I had a smaller penis now

Rabies

Karl Hungus wrote:

THIS is how I compensate for talent.

I'm glad I don't live next door :eek:

Alanthroneus

Karl Hungus wrote:

THIS is how I compensate for talent.

sweet man.....

Ger_Hankey

Theres two houses across the road from me which are both rented out to groups of boy racers. The cars fair enough, I get that, but lately they have been trying to outdo each other by buying bigger and more powerful pressure washers....

Burning Eclipse

Karl Hungus wrote:

THIS is how I compensate for talent.

You sir, are my hero.

Karl Hungus

If you think that's something, THIS is what I use for effects!

Vegeta

holy sh1t Karl that's an impressive set up.

I have 3 firearms.

Karl Hungus

Vegeta wrote:

holy sh1t Karl that's an impressive set up.

And you haven't even seen my guitar collection yet.

Duggy747

Karl Hungus wrote:

And you haven't even seen my guitar collection yet.

Who the hell are you, Jimmy Page?

Karl Hungus

Duggy747 wrote:

Who the hell are you, Jimmy Page?

Bah! Jimmy Page looks at my collection, and weeps!



Damnit, been trying to find a decent pic of a huge guitar collection on google to claim as mine, but no luck so far!

Tar.Aldarion

Now that I don't have my alloys all I have is my enormous penis to make me feel like a big man. :-/

Blowfish

Karl Hungus wrote:

Bah! Jimmy Page looks at my collection, and weeps!



Damnit, been trying to find a decent pic of a huge guitar collection on google to claim as mine, but no luck so far!

You could always "borrow" Steve's

Karl Hungus

Blowfish wrote:

You could always "borrow" Steve's

Steve's collection? Steve who? That's my collection! How dare he put his name on it!

Caliden

I think the men who reply in this thread to let everyone know their penis isn't tiny actually have tiny penises....

Duggy747

Caliden wrote:

I think the men who reply in this thread to let everyone know their penis isn't tiny actually have tiny penises....

So if I say I have a tiny penis..............

Interesting!

Karl Hungus

Duggy747 wrote:

So if I say I have a tiny penis..............

Interesting!

What happens if you say you've got a vagina!?

"Jesus, your dick must be HUGE in that case!"

Duggy747

Karl Hungus wrote:

"Jesus, your dick must be HUGE in that case!"

Magnificantly massive

Hail 2 Da Chimp

When girls brush up against me I flex my muscles... Just in case!

Karl Hungus

Duggy747 wrote:

Magnificantly massive

Ah, so it's tiny then? You have to pee sitting down. Gotcha.

Reku

With girls being more open to dating nerds these days you have to wonder about the guys who buy top of the range pcs and laptops...:rolleyes:

Duggy747

Karl Hungus wrote:

Ah, so it's tiny then? You have to pee sitting down. Gotcha.

BOLLOX! My quote was supposed to be a reply to what you said but I ended up get reveale................uh, tricked into saying that.

Bah, post reported ya swine!! :mad:

thefinalstage

Duggy747 wrote:

BOLLOX! My quote was supposed to be a reply to what you said but I ended up get reveale................uh, tricked into saying that.

Bah, post reported ya swine!! :mad:

Burned.

jor el

I have no penis at all. I lost it in a cock fight a few years back. I didn't realise you were allowed to bring angry birds in with you, if only I'd known


What was this thread about again? Oh yeah, cars and stuff. Meh, wish I could afford a fancy new car, I wouldn't waste the money on it though unless I was completely loaded.

Lirange

Caliden wrote:

I think the men who reply in this thread to let everyone know their penis isn't tiny actually have tiny penises....

Says the feller with a phallic puppet for his Av! Bert was always the neurotic and bitter one so we know Ernie was the one packing.

nesf

farohar wrote:

With girls being more open to dating nerds these days you have to wonder about the guys who buy top of the range pcs and laptops...:rolleyes:

If you don't build it yourself it doesn't count.

Terry

nesf wrote:

If you don't build it yourself it doesn't count.

Then does that mean I'm not over compensating with my 900mhz, 512RAM and basic sound, video and graphics cards?

windy bee

900 Mhz - thats like a 4 incher!! You need a 3.00 Ghz at least

Terry

It's big enough to please me.

windy bee

Good point! Like one porn star said:
Porn Star : I have a 9 inch d***
Porn Starlet: Oh yeah - too bad, I only have a 4 inch Pu***

Good Point well made!

Call Me Jimmy

windy bee wrote:

Good point! Like one porn star said:
Porn Star : I have a 9 inch d***
Porn Starlet: Oh yeah - too bad, I only have a 4 inch Pu***

Good Point well made!

Girth ftw

Terry

Well my tower is a bit on the wide side.

Caliden

Lirange wrote:

Says the feller with a phallic puppet for his Av! Bert was always the neurotic and bitter one so we know Ernie was the one packing.

Someone already had ernie so I didn't want to be a spare díck and have him as my Av too...

Reku

Terry wrote:

Well my tower is a bit on the wide side.

Think the monitor is the main way of compensation, how big is that?

Terry

17" tft with the colour resolution borked.
Everything looks 70's porn blue.
Note: it was salvaged and not purchased.