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Corkman Joke

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  • 25-07-2007 10:42pm
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    JSK 252
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    There was 3 guys queuing outside a toilet. a Limerickman, a Dublinman and a Corkman.

    Limerickman goes to the urinals, does his business. Goes to the sink and uses a little bit of soap a little bit of water, walks out the door and says: " Where I come from we care about the environment."

    Dublinman who is next in line goes to the urinals, does his business, goes to the sink and uses lots of soap lots of water, walks out the door and says: " Where I come from we care about our personal hygiene"

    Finally the Corkman goes to the urinals, does his business, doesnt bother going to the sink, walks straight out the door and says:
    " Where I come from we try not to piss on our hands."


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    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Urine is sterile.
    What about the other 100,000 germs that the fcuking stupid Cork person is going to pass on to his familly when he gets in the car again, and hands his childern a pair of 99s with sprinkles? Eh, EH?
    Nice cock-germs they're going to get.


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    folan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    Oriel wrote:
    Urine is sterile.
    What about the other 100,000 germs that the fcuking stupid Cork person is going to pass on to his familly when he gets in the car again, and hands his childern a pair of 99s with sprinkles? Eh, EH?
    Nice cock-germs they're going to get.


    eh wow, some anti-cork and/or cock issues there!

    Whats a rooster got to do with it anyway?


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    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    folan wrote:
    Whats a rooster got to do with it anyway?
    http://www.offenburger.com/images/GiantRooster.jpg

    Did you not get the memo?


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    BioHazRd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Oriel wrote:
    Urine is sterile.
    What about the other 100,000 germs that the fcuking stupid Cork person is going to pass on to his familly when he gets in the car again, and hands his childern a pair of 99s with sprinkles? Eh, EH?
    Nice cock-germs they're going to get.

    Nice way of really trying to kill the humour in a joke btw


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    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    BioHazRd wrote:
    Nice way of really trying to kill the humour in a joke btw
    folan wrote:
    eh wow, some anti-cork and/or cock issues there!

    Whats a rooster got to do with it anyway?

    This more than made up for it! :D


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    folan
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    Oriel wrote:
    http://www.offenburger.com/images/GiantRooster.jpg

    Did you not get the memo?

    memo? fe"k, that new receptionist will have to go!


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    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    BioHazRd wrote:
    Nice way of really trying to kill the humour in a joke btw
    Trust me, the humour was DOA.


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    judas101
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    boo-urns


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    JSK 252
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    Oriel wrote:
    Urine is sterile.
    What about the other 100,000 germs that the fcuking stupid Cork person is going to pass on to his familly when he gets in the car again, and hands his childern a pair of 99s with sprinkles? Eh, EH?
    Nice cock-germs they're going to get.

    Your great at dampening jokes. Arent you?


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    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    JSK 252 wrote:
    Your great at dampening jokes. Arent you?

    Google Anti-joke.


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    JSK 252
    Registered Users Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭JSK 252


    Oriel wrote:
    Google Anti-joke.

    And...your point being?


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    Sonnenblumen
    Registered Users Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    Oriel wrote:
    Google Anti-joke.

    You should get out more!!


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    sdanseo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,233 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Oriel, do you hail from Cork originally by any chance? :rolleyes:

    I lolled, then sighed after reading the dampnener...but Rofl at rooster!


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