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  • 26-07-2007 8:13pm
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    Oliverdog
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭


    George was at the Doctors, just for a check-up. Everything was OK.

    "Anything else bothering you?" asked the Doctor.

    "Well, there's one thing", said George. "The wife's getting really deaf. She doesn't hear a thing I say to her".

    "Can you do this for me, just so I can know just how serious the problem is", said the Doctor. "From a distance of about 10 metres, speak to her. Then move forward 3 metres, and try again. Then another 3 metres, and so on. Let me know at what distance she hears you - then we can decide what to do".

    Next morning, George's wife was at the kitchen sink. George, from the front room called to her.

    "What's for dinner, dear?" he called. There was no response.

    He took three paces, and tried again - "What's for dinner, dear?" - Nothing.

    His next three paces took him into the kitchen. "What's for dinner, dear?"

    She turned to him with a glare. "Chicken! For the third time!"


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