Bloody Women Drivers

Enright

Driving to work this morning on the M60 motorway, I looked over to my
right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour
with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!!!!!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane still working on her make-up!

It scared me (and this coming from a bloke) so much that I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell
into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS,
causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt
and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.


F * * * ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!

440Hz

Hehe!! Serves ya right for using your phone while driving :P

The Bollox

yeah, that happened to me too, f*cking wimmins! know your place!

a man on a motorcycle knocks over a woman, who's fault is it?





the man's, he shouldn't have been driving it in the kitchen

darkskol

heh

sdanseo

Me likes

Hagar

Wimmin drive?