Wesley Shockers..

onechewy

I just hit Abrakebabra in Donnybrook for a very satisfying cheese an garlic chips and ( I was very hungry..) a quarter pounder. As I was queuing for my sustinance, I sidled up to the friendly looking young man beside me and started a bit of banter. Wesley seemed to have been on tonight, so I was like, 'any craic?' And all charming smiles as he was (I think I should point out here that I'm 26..) ... he said 'meh.. it's usually much fuller on a saturday..' and I twigged remembering that young wesley used to be of a Friday.. so I asked this guy what age he was.... he was 14. Of course I did what you'd obviously do and go 'NOOOOOOOO... I'd effin swear you're 17 at least...!' before scurrying off to my mate t to rain on her a tirade of shock and horror... but then I started to recall what I used to get up to when I was 14...:eek: Still though, you think your invincible at that age don't you?

Laslo

I was invincible at that age. Not as invincible as I am now though.

Dirk Gently

so you chatted up a 14 year old?

JoseJones

were you drinking?

onechewy

Utter invincibility... i could down 10+ pints in a night then.. i'd be hospitalised if I tried that now...

I must say though, I was pretty impressed with the state of all the heads in Abrakebabras, manners left right and centre, and not a messy one between them.

Then this @40 year old russian dude came in with 3 birds completlely blinged out of it so we felt like mingers and did a legger.

D4 isn't a lost cause yet though..

onechewy

JoseJones wrote:

were you drinking?

er... yeah. previous to going to chipper though.

AlmightyCushion

Jaysus I used to be bullet proof in my younger days.

Dave!

onechewy wrote:

I must say though, I was pretty impressed with the state of all the heads in Abrakebabras, manners left right and centre, and not a messy one between them.

That was still early days mate, you shoulda went back at 3am with a video camera, thats when the fun starts.

Zebra3

onechewy wrote:

I just hit Abrakebabra in Donnybrook for a very satisfying cheese an garlic chips and ( I was very hungry..) a quarter pounder. As I was queuing for my sustinance, I sidled up to the friendly looking young man beside me and started a bit of banter. Wesley seemed to have been on tonight, so I was like, 'any craic?' And all charming smiles as he was (I think I should point out here that I'm 26..) ... he said 'meh.. it's usually much fuller on a saturday..' and I twigged remembering that young wesley used to be of a Friday.. so I asked this guy what age he was.... he was 14. Of course I did what you'd obviously do and go 'NOOOOOOOO... I'd effin swear you're 17 at least...!' before scurrying off to my mate t to rain on her a tirade of shock and horror... but then I started to recall what I used to get up to when I was 14...:eek: Still though, you think your invincible at that age don't you?

Shame, shame, shame!!!!!

You were in Abrakebabra???? :mad:

Lazare

onechewy wrote:

I just hit Abrakebabra in Donnybrook for a very satisfying cheese an garlic chips and ( I was very hungry..) a quarter pounder. As I was queuing for my sustinance, I sidled up to the friendly looking young man beside me and started a bit of banter. Wesley seemed to have been on tonight, so I was like, 'any craic?' And all charming smiles as he was (I think I should point out here that I'm 26..) ... he said 'meh.. it's usually much fuller on a saturday..' and I twigged remembering that young wesley used to be of a Friday.. so I asked this guy what age he was.... he was 14. Of course I did what you'd obviously do and go 'NOOOOOOOO... I'd effin swear you're 17 at least...!' before scurrying off to my mate t to rain on her a tirade of shock and horror... but then I started to recall what I used to get up to when I was 14...:eek: Still though, you think your invincible at that age don't you?

So sorry to annoy you with you being hungover and all, but your story seems to be devoid of any point, and as a consequence I've wasted three valuable minutes of my life.

Orange69

I agree, the op should be site banned for posting such drivel...

onechewy

onechewy wrote:

I just hit Abrakebabra in Donnybrook for a very satisfying cheese an garlic chips and ( I was very hungry..) a quarter pounder. As I was queuing for my sustinance, I sidled up to the friendly looking young man beside me and started a bit of banter. Wesley seemed to have been on tonight, so I was like, 'any craic?' And all charming smiles as he was (I think I should point out here that I'm 26..) ... he said 'meh.. it's usually much fuller on a saturday..' and I twigged remembering that young wesley used to be of a Friday.. so I asked this guy what age he was.... he was 14. Of course I did what you'd obviously do and go 'NOOOOOOOO... I'd effin swear you're 17 at least...!' before scurrying off to my mate t to rain on her a tirade of shock and horror... but then I started to recall what I used to get up to when I was 14...:eek: Still though, you think your invincible at that age don't you?

WTF,, If only I could have the time it took to read this back.

Dave!

Orange69 wrote:

I agree, the op should be site banned for posting such drivel...

how about execution instead?

stepbar

Seriously, how can anyone mistake a 14 yr old lad for 17
Maybe with the women not the lads surely

Terry

I got served when I was 14.
Granted the laws were less strict back then, but it does happen.

aidan_walsh

Who, what or where TF is Wesley?

Jello

Terry wrote:

I got served when I was 14.
Granted the laws were less strict back then, but it does happen.

Same, and I was only 14 two years ago.

aidan_walsh wrote:

Who, what or where TF is Wesley?

It's a teenage disco that's held twice a week, every week in the Old Wesley Rugby Club in Donnybrook. It's been subject to a fair bit of controversy over the past few years.

Orange69

That still does not explain WTF the op is blathering on about?

tinkerbell

aidan_walsh wrote:

Who, what or where TF is Wesley?

Wesley = "teenage" disco in the southside which tends to consist of filthy stories of young wans getting up to no good.

They did a report on it on the Late Late show a while back.

Karoma

Orange69 wrote:

That still does not explain WTF the op is blathering on about?

They seem to be some sort of Abrakebabra shill that likes children...

wyndham

"Wesley shockers"?

ffs I was expecting pics of some scantily clad 15 yr old ladies ala The Sunday World. What i got was a story about a burger and chips. Not even a story.
Most misleading thread title ever ftw. OP could write tabloid headlines.

looksee

MODS!! this is a dublin story, move it to the dublin forum.....

Fad

just avoid donnybrook on friday and saturday nights, there not a whole lot there anyway:)

admiralofthefleet

ah the memories.. circa 97/98... the rockies in blackrock and trying to get served in the playright

Xylem

14 was the average age when I went .

In the queue, some gum chewing rent -a -scum/bouncer would put you in the under age line.

10 mins later when they needed more money, you were in. Much to your shame, and laughter of your friends.