Question to all you hetero guys - would you switch sides?

MooseJam

Your plane has crashed on a deserted island, theres 200 survivors but they are all men, there is no chance of you ever escaping or being rescued, would you stay celibate for the rest of your life or would you sample the sausage ?

AlmightyCushion

Circle jerk ftw.

andrew

only if there was nothing else to eat and i was starving

Mossy Monk

Self loving ftw.

Kintarō Hattori

Ehh no- not at all. I can't imagine anything making me want to do that.

Terry

I'd go gay.
**** it. What have I got to lose?
Getting head from a man is probably as good as getting it from a woman. Just close your eyes and picture Tanya Donelly.

Terry

Terry wrote:

I'd go gay.
**** it. What have I got to lose?
Getting head from a man is probably as good as getting it from a woman. Just close your eyes and picture Tanya Donelly.

Imagine the beard rash *shudder*

Karl Hungus

I voted Atari Jaguar. I'm jaguasexual, and nothing's tempting me out of it.

Pherekydes

MooseJam wrote:

Your plane has crashed on a deserted island, theres 200 survivors but they are all men...

The implication in this statement is that there are non-survivors and presumably some of these are female, so...

Pompey Magnus

Are there any monkeys on this island?

AngryBadger

Depeche_Mode wrote:

Are there any monkeys on this island?

Monkeys FTW!

mike65

Only if Johnny Depp was one of the other 199! and I wuz desperate...(he might have a boat).

Mike.

Anto McC

Self hand shandys all the way.

J.S. Pill

Only if there was some guy there called Tanya who acts like a prison bitch and squats when he goes to the toilet

Canis Lupus

Why would you turn gay? You don't become gay just cos you'll never shag a woman again.

Zaph

Slow coach wrote:

The implication in this statement is that there are non-survivors and presumably some of these are female, so...

Necrophilia FTW

J.S. Pill

Canis Lupus wrote:

Why would you turn gay? You don't become gay just cos you'll never shag a woman again.

Clearly you haven't seen 'Midnight Express'

This thread is just wrong

AlmightyCushion

zaph wrote:

Necrophilia FTW

Crack open a cold one.

stepbar

This is a bit of a retarded thread.

lemansky

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Crack open a cold one.

Must remember that one AC!Have a pint on me over at the bar.

AlmightyCushion

lemansky wrote:

Must remember that one AC!Have a pint on me over at the bar.

Cheers man.

MooseJam

Slow coach wrote:

The implication in this statement is that there are non-survivors and presumably some of these are female, so...

well that wouldn't last long, unless you like stinky love, then you are back to the original question

Pherekydes

MooseJam wrote:

well that wouldn't last long, unless you like stinky love, then you are back to the original question

I think some people confuse sex with love.

Rb

Yes. Human sex >>> Celibacy or masturbation for the rest of life.

Lol @ all the liars in the poll.

scruff321

andrew wrote:

only if there was nothing else to eat and i was starving

classic!
well ur only gay if ur takin it,ask any lifer in prison

Terry

scruff321 wrote:

classic!
well ur only gay if ur takin it,ask any lifer in prison

I'll request, once again, that you not use txt spk on this forum.

James Forde

Maybe if there were Chicks with dicks....does that count

monkey tennis

Terry wrote:

I'll request, once again, that you not use txt spk on this forum.

Any chance of a rule against criminal misuse of apostrophes?

nervous_twitch

where are the apostrophes?

monkey tennis

nervous_twitch wrote:

where are the apostrophes?

Didn't you read the title of the thread?

Fad

MooseJam wrote:

well that wouldn't last long, unless you like stinky love, then you are back to the original question

well the advancement of decay would eventually lead to the open of NEW orfices all kinds of possibilties.

frankly bring it

(i think this situation would be more interesting if there was ONE really really old woman left on the ilsand, wonder how attractive she might get to desperate men)

nervous_twitch

monkey tennis wrote:

Didn't you read the title of the thread?

oh, lol.. I thought you were referring to Terry's use of commas..!!

*shuts mouth*

Terry

monkey tennis wrote:

Any chance of a rule against criminal misuse of apostrophes?

My second year english teacher diagnosed me with apostropeitis.

Anto McC

zaph wrote:

Necrophilia FTW

I used to be one of them untill some rotten cnut split on me.

Tar.Aldarion

Nah, i'd only partake of my own.

rediguana

Depeche_Mode wrote:

Are there any monkeys on this island?

I think the female monkeys still look masculine. I'd try to seek out a nice flirty gazelle, preferably with a GSOH.

Erin Go Brath

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Crack open a cold one.

ROFL


Might just have a beer afterwards aswell.

event

if there was 200 men on an island, we'd figure a way t get off it

simple

2 stroke

Terry wrote:

Getting head from a man is probably as good as getting it from a woman. Just close your eyes and picture Tanya Donelly.

I'd accept that getting head from a man would be better than getting it from a woman, but the difficulty is getting a woody with all those guys around.
One can't just change sides by choice. Homosexuality is about fancying members of the other sex.

Duggy747

E-God no man!! Like AC said, I'd find the best looking female body and keep it to myself. Anyways, with 200 men on an island there's bound to be some pretty decent work going on with building a boat. A quick flick off the wrist and I'd be grand for a few days, no poo-pushing for me!

Anywho, I'd be too busy roaming the island to gather some monkey butlers. I'd tailor some wee lil' suits for them.

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

Duggy747 wrote:

E-God no man!! Like AC said, I'd find the best looking female body and keep it to myself. Anyways, with 200 men on an island there's bound to be some pretty decent work going on with building a boat. A quick flick off the wrist and I'd be grand for a few days, no poo-pushing for me!

Anywho, I'd be too busy roaming the island to gather some monkey butlers. I'd tailor some wee lil' suits for them.

dont be a dry sh1t duggy, suck him off!

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

double post!

Reku

No, afraid I'd be more likely to find a washed up jellyfish attractive than another male, we're just a rather ugly gender.

aequinoctium

highly unlikely

AlmightyCushion

2 stroke wrote:

I'd accept that getting head from a man would be better than getting it from a woman, but the difficulty is getting a woody with all those guys around.
One can't just change sides by choice. Homosexuality is about fancying members of the other sex.

Come again? Actually please don't.

Fratton Fred

Skate. The answer to all your prayers, just ask any experienced sailor.

Cake Fiend

Terry wrote:

Getting head from a man is probably as good as getting it from a woman.

Bear in mind you'd probably have to give it to get it. Would you take that hit?

Deleted User wrote:

This thread is just wrong

stepbar wrote:

This is a bit of a retarded thread.

Welcome to After Hours. Please wipe your feet.

BlitzKrieg

hot dolphin!

Jigsaw

BlitzKrieg wrote:

hot dolphin!

As dolphins are mammals does that mean that they have a flange?

Kinetic^

zaph wrote:

Necrophilia FTW

Nothing like a good stiff one!!!!