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The lord and a man

byrner88 · 2007-07-29 11:46:21

A man is waiting at a bus stop when the lord appears , the lord says to enter heaven you must give up smoking drinking gambling and sex, ill give u 6 months and see how u get on , so 6 months pass and the lord appears . the lord says well how did u get on ? well the man says i gave up drinking smoking and gambling but sex…

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29-07-2007 12:46pm

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byrner88

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A man is waiting at a bus stop when the lord appears , the lord says to enter heaven you must give up smoking drinking gambling and sex, ill give u 6 months and see how u get on ,

so 6 months pass and the lord appears . the lord says well how did u get on ? well the man says i gave up drinking smoking and gambling but sex i just cant give that up . wat says the lord? well the man says my wife was at the fridge bending over and i just couldnt resist it . so i walked up and took her from behind. the lord says well they definitly wont like that in heaven, the man says they didnt like it in tescos either

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#2 29-07-2007 5:01pm
darkskol

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Good one

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#3 29-07-2007 5:09pm
mickrourke

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I suppose they will just have to shop in Superquinn from now on.

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