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Not as good as Fridays but here goes...

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  • 29-07-2007 4:22pm
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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭


    The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

    A Scotsman was at the doctors. The Doctor said, "I'm sorry but there is the presence of sugar in your urine and it means that you are probably Diabetic", "Och well", says the Scotsman "looking on the brightside at least I will save money by p**sing on me cornflakes!"

    Black Beauty - he was a dark horse

    How can you tell the Irishman at the Wailing Wall?
    He's the one with the Harpoon


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    darkskol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    mickrourke wrote:
    "looking on the brightside at least I will save money by p**sing on me cornflakes!"

    :)


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    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    mickrourke wrote:
    How can you tell the Irishman at the Wailing Wall?
    He's the one with the Harpoon

    OK in my defence I'm at work and the brain aint fully firing, but I dont get it :confused::confused::confused::confused:

    rest are funny again, specially like the dust one :D


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    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    aaaaactually, scratch that, I just got it, Whaling == Wailing, ha ha ha verilly funnneh :D:D:D:D:D:D


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