Bartender

Splinter

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and
places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man
reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one
foot high, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back
into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the
counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and
pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of
the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts
playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender. The
man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he
pulls out a lamp. He hands it to the bartender and
says..."Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust
of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is
allowed only one!"

The bartender gets really excited. Without hesitating he
says, "I want a million bucks!"

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon
followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the
entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming! The
bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your
genie's a little deaf...I asked for a million bucks, not a
million ducks."

"Tell me about it!!" says the man... "Do you really think I
asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

Plug

Ha Ha:D
That one i like!

folan

best ive read in ages!
when im drinking a coffee at work and spit some out my nose, its worth it!

darkskol

classic