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coin · 2007-07-31 22:11:46

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over…

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31-07-2007 11:11pm

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..."

He sighed.............

"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box...

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#2 31-07-2007 11:15pm
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Good , but the title gave it away after the third line!

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#3 31-07-2007 11:47pm
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:d

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#4 01-08-2007 7:41pm
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been posted b4 & a bad title ,

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055109540&referrerid=&highlight=+blonde+joke

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#5 01-08-2007 11:58pm
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Advice: If you're going to post a joke (especially one 4 years old) don't post the punchline in the title.

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#6 02-08-2007 12:34am
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Oriel wrote:

Advice: If you're going to post a joke (especially one 4 years old) don't post the punchline in the title.

That was funnier than the joke because i am stoned.

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#7 02-08-2007 5:24pm
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Thats a David Beckham joke.

Oh, And why did the chicken cross the road?

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