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Broken Wrist

foxy06 · 2007-07-31 22:52:06

A man goes to the A&E with a suspected broken wrist. The doctor takes a look and asks the patient for a sample. The patient is very confused as to why the dactor needs a sample but gives it anyway. The docter confirms a broken wrist and asks the patient to come back in six weeks and........Bring a sample. The patient is…

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31-07-2007 11:52pm

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foxy06

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A man goes to the A&E with a suspected broken wrist. The doctor takes a look and asks the patient for a sample. The patient is very confused as to why the dactor needs a sample but gives it anyway. The docter confirms a broken wrist and asks the patient to come back in six weeks and........Bring a sample.
The patient is still very confused but decided to take the p**s (pardon pun) out off the doctor. He gets his wife to p**s into it and then w*nks into it and then goes out to the car and mixes it up with the dipstick!
He goes to see the doctor with a big grin on his face and tries his hardest not to crack up laughing.
When the doctor comes out he says "It's bad news i'm afraid. Your wife is pregnant, the engine in your car is fu**ed and if you don't stop playing with yourself that wrist will never get better!"

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