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Blondes can be male, too ...

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  • 01-08-2007 1:49am
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    randylonghorn
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    A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

    "What's up?" he says.

    "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

    He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

    The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, walks past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

    "You rotten bastard," says the husband. "My wife's having a
    heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"


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    #2
    folan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    brilliant. definatley 5*. best blonde joke in years.


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    #3
    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    Well done, I liked that one ;):D


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    darkskol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    :d


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    cozmik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭cozmik


    No guy could ever be that blonde.


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