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  • 02-08-2007 9:19pm
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    Sardines
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    May as well join in.

    A man walks into the butchers and said "Have you got a sheeps head?", "No", replies the butcher, "It's just the way i brush my hair"

    May as well leave now.


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    eggplantman
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    lol:D


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    fabsoul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭fabsoul


    gd 1


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    downyfluff
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    I don't get it.


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    randylonghorn
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    lol, not too bad at all, Sardines, welcome to Boards! :)


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    Hagar
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    Not bad at all.:D
    Welcome to the forum.


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    darkskol
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    :d


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    Enright
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Enright


    welcome to boards!
    nice 1st post, dont let it be your last

    slan 4 now


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    There's a couple more in the same vein.

    Woman walks into a butcher's shop

    Woman : "Have you got Frog's Legs?"
    Butcher :"Yes Madam"
    Woman :"Well hop over there and get me two pork chops"

    Woman : "Have you got chicken breasts?"
    Butcher :"No Madam, it's just the way my shirt is buttoned up"

    Woman : "Have you got pig's trotters?"
    Butcher :"No Madam, it's just my bunions"


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    Sofaspud
    Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    A man walks into the butchers and says "I bet you €50 that you can't reach the meat on the top shelf."

    And the butcher says "I can't take that bet, the steaks are too high."


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    Jesus Wept
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    :d :d


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    mickrourke
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    Good stuff Sardines.
    More please if you have em.


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    what's the difference between a butcher and an night watchman ?

    one stays awake the other weighs a stake


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