How to be a Pilot

Capt'n Midnight

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are
seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under
way.

The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and
begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear
to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers
right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is
using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses.

At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some
sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines
start spooling up and the airplane starts moving down the runway.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering
among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for
reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people
begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets
closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming
more and more hysterical.

Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there
is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at
once, and then at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is
airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to
the Captain: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going
to scream, and we're gonna get killed!"

biko

I like

Irish Wolf

Hahaha.. the perfect anti-terrorist tactic..