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  • 03-08-2007 12:02pm
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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭


    what do you call a man with a spade?

    Doug

    what do you call a man without a spade?

    douglas

    what do you call a man with a gun?

    Eamon

    what do you call a man under a car?

    Jack

    what do you call a woman between 2 houses?

    Elaine

    what do you call a woman with 1 leg?

    Eileen

    what do you call a woman with no legs?

    Noleen

    what do you call a spaniard just out of hospital?

    Manuel

    what do you call a spaniard who had his car stolen?

    carlos


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    Frank Drebin
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Frank Drebin


    What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
    Russell

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
    Bob


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    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

    Cliff


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    Razormac37
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭Razormac37


    Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall

    A: Art

    Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea

    A: Bob

    I feel very childish!!!!


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    alanmurphy83 wrote:
    What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

    Cliff
    dammit! I know that one, and meant to add it!

    what do you call a black man flying a plane?

    a pilot, you racist!


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    #6
    Starmix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 48 ✭Starmix


    What do you call a woman on a tennis court

    Annette

    What do you call a man with no shin bone

    Tony

    What do you call a goat by the sea

    Billy Ocean (a bit away from the name thing, but funny!!)


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    darkskol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    keep them coming :)


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    #8
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
    Russell

    hmm, i heard this one as;

    What do you call an epileptic in a bush?!


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    bolliwoodi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭bolliwoodi


    One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names?

    The dad answers, "Well, son, it's tradition when an Indian baby is born for the father to go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees ... Why do you ask Two Dogs ****ing."


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    mathias
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,174 ✭✭✭mathias


    What do you call someone who robs your pint ?

    Nick Mcguinness

    What do you call someone hanging from a ceiling ?

    Sean D'olier

    What do yo call an Indian Virgin

    Shianne


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    What do you call a mexican fireman?
    Hose A

    Ola!!!!


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    #12
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front doorstep?

    Matt.


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    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    The Bollox wrote:
    what do you call a black man flying a plane?

    a pilot, you racist!
    Love it! :D


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    pd101
    Registered Users Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭pd101


    Damn I should have started this

    What do you call a man stuck in a bog?
    Pete

    What do you call a man in a pot of vegetables?
    Stew

    What do You call a woman at the bottom of a tree?
    Ruth


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    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

    Roberto

    What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

    Philip Phlop


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    #16
    mathias
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,174 ✭✭✭mathias


    What do you call a russian with 3 testicles ?

    Ujanick du bolokov

    What do yo call someone with a bellyful of rabbits?

    Warren


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