How much are you worth?

gyppo

Myself, about $3,050, nomadic lifestyle, fags, sh1te grub has me f*cked.

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

watna

I'm worth $4040... I sneer at your worthless body! I think it was the long hair question, I have long hair so theyre probably going to sell it as wigs... giving me an extra $1000!

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Ok completely misread the OP,

3,465 is the actaul figure.

cornbb

$4,425

Hmm, thats probably more than I have in cash and assets... :eek:

*looks over shoulder*

AlmightyCushion

$4340. Not bad me thinks.

Dragan

Tee hee hee , $5175

Ruu_Old

$4925, not too shabby. I just have to bulk up.

watna

Dragan, what have you got that I haven't? Interesting.....! Maybe I should become a body builder, that was an option and is probably worth loads!

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4675!

I have the picture in my head of someone coming to the front door with a cheque for that amount and then proceeding to 'take what's theirs', similar to Monty Python's bit on the transplant card.

L31mr0d

$4625... Boo Yah!!!

Trippie

Ruu wrote:

$4925, not too shabby. I just have to bulk up.

snap

Smellyirishman

$5665

Ca-ching .

I dunno if my umbilical hernia counts though... so maybe a little more .

stratospheres

$4765

6th

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4390!

Nehpets

"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4515!"

I'm priceless

tallus

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5425!
I wonder do they offer pre-death loans?

Creamy Goodness

$4340!

bluto63

$4215, pretty happy with that

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6015!

Fascinating...

Morlar

$5090! -meh - (mumbles . . . probly get more on ebay).

subway

5025, got a nice bump for having the titianium in my arm.
now how do i get this cash?

Spud83

And the lowest so far is ...$3340. I think its because I am worth so much more alive.

carbsy

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3400! :P

Duggy747

$3990!

Surely I'm worth more than that!! Why, with the all the knowledge of time travel in my head I can........................eh, I mean shucks! I are not too bright when come to money, hur hur!!

I'm sure the prices fall dramatically if you die, your body does tend to release it's bowels and digest the organs. Try selling that to a potential pigeon!

$3990!

Wow, with that money I'd buy a PS3.

Yes, I'd even play games from beyond the grave

blah

$5775!

Go on the rare medical condition!

John Mason

$4175 - ver poor

jobonar

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4190!

hmmm dunno if i'm happy with that or not........

shrapnel222

$5075, not a poor corpse. and they said you couldn't take it to the grave!!!

Dragan

watna wrote:

Dragan, what have you got that I haven't? Interesting.....! Maybe I should become a body builder, that was an option and is probably worth loads!

Nothing overly crazy.... i think i just hit eye for organ tests due to healthy living, i reckon if your albino or something you get the big bucks.

Edit, after claiming i was a bodybuilding giant albino with gigantism and elephantitis, a wodden leg but still being in perfect health i pushed it up to $9615. I wonder what the max is???

Orlee

Only $3990

Hypnotoad

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5000!

*comment*

scotia

according to this email i'm worth $10 million..............or am i??

OFFICE OF THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER
TO THE PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

GET BACK TO ME AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVINIENCE

Dear Friend,
I am Lt. Gen.ALIYU MOHAMMED, National Security Adviser
to President Olusegun Obasanjo Federal Republic of
Nigeria. I decided to contact you because of the
prevailing security report reaching my office and the
intense nature of policy in Nigeria.

This is to inform you about our plan to send your fund to
you via cash delivery. This system will be easier for you
and for us. We are going to send your contract part
payment of US$10. Million to you via diplomatic courier
service.

Note: The money is coming on 2 security proof boxes. The
boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with
machine. This fund was brought to us from America; it was
meant for our Local AFEM market. But since the money was
not used, I will use my position as the National Security
Adviser to the President to send this fund to you.
.
The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will
accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to
do now Is to send to me your full house address and your
identity such as, international passport or driver license
including your contact phone numbers, The Diplomatic
attached will travel with it. He will call you immediately
he arrives your country's airport. I hope you understand
me.
I will let you know by the special grace of God when the boxes are airlifted.

Note: The diplomatic does not know the original contents
of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is
Sensitive Photographic Film Material. I did not declare
money to them please. If they call you and ask you the
contents please tell them the same thing Ok,i will let you
know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will
secure the Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that
will be tagged on the boxes to make it stand as a
diplomatic consignment.

This clearance will make it pass every custom checkpoint
all over the world without hitch. Confirm the receipt of
this message and send the requirements to me immediately
you receive this message.If you need more information
about this, i will give you the contact of the diplomatic
agents for more information on how to carry out the plan.

Please I need urgent reply because the boxes are schedule
to leave as soon as we hear from you. Reply me immediately
you receive this message via my private e-mail:

Best Regards,
Lt. Gen.ALIYU MOHAMMED
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria

I got $6015 because I answered:

• Athletic
• I don't smoke
• I don't drink
• Don't tan
• Vegetarian
• Tall
• No rare medical disorders
• Not albino
• No hindered mobility
• No appendix removed
• No hernia
• Perfect vision
• Never taken pain relievers
• I drink beverages high in sugar regularly
• Not exposed to chemicals
• Never prescribed anti-psychotic medication
• Mid-neck length hair
• No serious surgery
• Age 13-20
• Not a diabetic

Sangre

Got it up to $10250

Dingatron

$3075 :eek:

**runs off to join a gym**

Niamho!

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4105!
Doesn't that make you feel great?

The guy

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4915!
Not bad

Anto McC

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4140

Any of the woman can have me for half that price, any of the men double that price.............what? Any hole is a goal.

_blank_

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3515!

Can I take the cash now?

~nop~

$5100!

watna

I'm pretty broke at the moment. How much do you think I'd get for one arm, or a kidney maybe... or can I use my healthy body as collateral for a loan? The bank can have me when I'm gone.

Naikon

$4915

Spud83

42 other people and still worth the least.:(

~nop~

Got it up to $10475!. Starting to wish I was a gigantic albino with a very rare disease!

Terry

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4065!

Irish Wolf

alanmurphy83 wrote:

42 other people and still worth the least.:(

Psst.. take a look at the OP..

spurious

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5325!
Hurrah.

BKtje

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4775!

Yay im average!

darkskol

$4090

county

$3440