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How much are you worth?

gyppo · 2007-08-03 14:34:18

Myself, about $3,050, nomadic lifestyle, fags, sh1te grub has me f*cked. http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

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#52 03-08-2007 6:43pm

gyppo

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Irish Wolf wrote:

Psst.. take a look at the OP..

Nobody wants a burnt out oul' Gyppo - worth f**k all dead or alive.....sob

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#53 03-08-2007 7:48pm

deisemum

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$4975

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#54 03-08-2007 7:53pm

GhostInTheRuins

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6830!

**** me! about 10x the value of things I own

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#55 03-08-2007 8:26pm

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$3705. obviously if they were buying it by the pound it would be far higher:p

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#56 03-08-2007 8:32pm

matrim

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$3775

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#57 04-08-2007 12:51am

eddiehobbs

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$4265. Only about €3000 euro

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#58 04-08-2007 1:07am

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$6375! Boo-shak-iyah! C'mon!

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#59 04-08-2007 1:12am

Malteaser!

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'Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6600!'

:eek:

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#60 04-08-2007 1:13am

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Nailz wrote:

$6375! Boo-shak-iyah! C'mon! It's that fact that I'm from Cavan it is!

Keep it in the drawer

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#61 04-08-2007 1:15am

Nailz

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What do ya mean?

Edit: Oh yeah tried to get the highest score I could got it to $10600. But to be honest I wouldn't want to be in that pysical position to get that score TBH...

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#62 04-08-2007 1:44am

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5125!

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#63 04-08-2007 1:53am

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4425!

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#64 04-08-2007 4:54am

Rabies

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3590!

Thats it, I'm sold.
Ebay here I come.

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#65 04-08-2007 5:04am

Jesus Wept

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Dead body, TALK TO MEH. Sell me.

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#66 04-08-2007 5:10am

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4890!

Although the mere fact that I'm taking the quiz at 5.18am should really push that score down a little.

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#67 04-08-2007 7:21am

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Ok people, this is how its gonna work: I will pay you 1/3 of the value of your dead body now, and it becomes my property upon your death.

I'm a genius. This way I'll have an endless supply of bodies for my warped necrophilia orgy parties.

...what? You didn't think I was gonna sell them or anything?

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#68 04-08-2007 8:26am

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I'm shocked! I'm a crock, but I got $5165. Obviously nowhere near the best, but a lot better than some.

Maybe I will live 'til I'm 40...

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#69 04-08-2007 1:11pm

Zillah

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Badly Drunk Boy wrote:

Maybe I will live 'til I'm 40...

Haha...no. The more messed up and freaky you are the more they'll pay, because they want to know how and why you died so early or in such an unusually painful fashion.

So someone of average height, build etc who was fairly healthy with no particular conditions will get sweet **** all for their body, but a massively overweight diabetic with alzheimer's disease will get a fortune.

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#70 04-08-2007 1:44pm

crazy angel

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$5700!! any takers??

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#71 04-08-2007 1:44pm

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4565!

That sounds about right.

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#72 04-08-2007 1:47pm

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$5065

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#73 04-08-2007 2:05pm

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$5115.

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#74 04-08-2007 2:08pm

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5375

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#75 04-08-2007 3:31pm

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$3990, pretty crap. I'm dissappointed.

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#76 04-08-2007 3:44pm

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$5,875 when I lied through my teeth, $3,575 when I told the truth.

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#77 04-08-2007 4:16pm

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Ya cant take it with ya lads

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#78 04-08-2007 6:40pm

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$3,265.. about third lowest

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#79 04-08-2007 7:33pm

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4590!

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#80 04-08-2007 7:39pm

MooseJam

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$4275

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#81 04-08-2007 7:49pm

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5040 for me,:rolleyes:

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#82 04-08-2007 7:56pm

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4865!

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#83 04-08-2007 8:11pm

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4465!

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#84 04-08-2007 8:22pm

kelle

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$5975. That's what you get when you have 3 small children and no time to go out. They're good for my health, if not for my sanity.

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#85 04-08-2007 8:37pm

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$4440

Not bad considering my diet is f^cked.

Least I don't smoke anymore!!!

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#86 04-08-2007 9:46pm

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I'm worth more dead than alive

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4290

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#87 04-08-2007 10:17pm

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$4575

How long before someone puts themselves up for sale on ebay using this as the buy it now price?

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#88 04-08-2007 10:31pm

godtabh

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brim4brim wrote:

How long before someone puts themselves up for sale on ebay using this as the buy it now price?

I could just barely afford the ebay fees!

Jaysus I'll have to give up the beering and whoring if I want to be worth something when I'm dead!

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#89 05-08-2007 1:43am

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$5475......I think I'll part myself out...a finger, an ear, a toe, a testicle...you could make beer money for a while.

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#90 05-08-2007 1:46am

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$4500

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#91 05-08-2007 1:47am

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#92 05-08-2007 2:58am

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$5005. I demand a re-count based on the are you exposed to chemicals question..I had to say yes, I work in a lab! :mad:

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#93 05-08-2007 9:03am

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$4775 - I might just bury myself instead of selling myself

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#94 05-08-2007 9:33am

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4240!

Thats my lot
as my wife says, im worth more dead than alive

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#95 05-08-2007 2:58pm

watsgone

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$5640
not bad

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#96 05-08-2007 3:40pm

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$4400

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#97 05-08-2007 4:33pm

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$3740 = €2,713

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#98 05-08-2007 4:40pm

The Bollox

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€3790

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#99 05-08-2007 4:50pm

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4950!

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#100 05-08-2007 4:50pm

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4640!

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#101 05-08-2007 5:37pm

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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3915!

Damn seroquel.

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