Skangers fiddling with themselves

Peared

I had heard about this trend for want of a better word but thought it might have passed the Irish skanger by. But no, before my very eyeballs yesterday this young fella walked past with his hands, right up above the wrists, stuck down his trackie bottoms. Then later at the bus stop another young lad, in full view of myself, obligatory little old lady and a bunch of his mates, stood there RUMMAGING for a full 10 minutes. I have some questions.

For those of you in the know, are the hands actually going underneath the jocks?

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up my skirt having a good oul fiddle, would I get away with it?

Is it supposed to mean something?

Do skangers know they are skangers?

Also possibly, should I just not look and mind my own business?

Exit

I've been wondering this too. It's such a bleedin bizarre 'trend' much like the mullets and the tracksuits tucked into the socks. What the hell is up with it?

Timmins

Its probably another failed attempt at the "hard" look they all seem to want to achieve. "**** you, i'll scratch my sack if i want to"

What is the world coming to..

constellation

Coz it's what them mofo gangstas do on MTV. A'ight.

Peace out.

Word.

littlejp

Peared wrote:

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up my skirt having a good oul fiddle, would I get away with it?

I for one would applaud you for doing this.

It's all about not giving a sh1te what anyone thinks.

Hypnotoad

They've been doing this for a long time.

Deliverance

Hypnotoad wrote:

They've been doing this for a long time.

Crabs?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

so long as your hand is outside the trouser area, grab away to your hearts content imo. Inside the trousers, pocket or otherwise.. that's a bit dodgy and best left to bedrooms, libraries or police stations

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

constellation wrote:

Coz it's what them mofo gangstas do on MTV. A'ight.

Peace out.

Word.

that thing you did with your hands was str8 up gangsta yo

Red Hand

I propose giving them scratching sticks-lets genteelise the practise to make it acceptable. Rather like the way blowing your nose into a hanky is much more dignified than applying a diget to a nostril and expelling the contents of one's head on the ground at a busstop.

Deliverance

Mordeth wrote:

so long as your hand is outside the trouser area, grab away to your hearts content imo. Inside the trousers, pocket or otherwise.. that's a bit dodgy and best left to bedrooms, libraries or police stations

Christ, what's your experience of libraries?

Zebra3

Peared wrote:

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up my skirt having a good oul fiddle, would I get away with it?

If you're good looking...yes! :cool:

MooseJam

Peared wrote:

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up my skirt having a good oul fiddle, would I get away with it?

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up your skirt having a good oul fiddle would I get away with it ?

J.S. Pill

Deliverance wrote:

Crabs?

Bingo!

spurious

Try having a classroom full of them in front of you. Trouser rummagers.

I'm tempted to get a big tongs and a packet of baby wipes someday and distribute them before class starts.

stepbar

Probably trying to find their co*cks..........

Rhyme

Peared wrote:

Do skangers know they are skangers?

The ultimate question right there.

I hear if they realise what they are, they combust on the spot.

Anto McC

Peared wrote:

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up my skirt having a good oul fiddle, would I get away with it?

So long as your not a bloke you will.

As someone who lived in town all my life, i can tell you this has been going on with teens around here as long as i remember. Was never into myself because my mother brought me up with a sense of respect and hygine.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

you know the hand is the filthiest part of the human body typically? .. if you're worrieda bout hygeine you should be wearing gloves the whole time.. and changing them every half hour or so

Peared

MooseJam wrote:

If I walked down the street with my hands stuck up your skirt having a good oul fiddle would I get away with it ?

Love it

seriously though, what are they doing down there?

Is it squishing the goods? Or stroking? Or just scrunching it all up? Are they expecting to be kneed at any given moment?

I think I prefered when they thought it was "gay" to so much as stand too close to each other.

The_B_Man

meh, im havin a todge on me plodge here in work. nothin else to do!

Anto McC

Mordeth wrote:

you know the hand is the filthiest part of the human body typically? .. if you're worrieda bout hygeine you should be wearing gloves the whole time.. and changing them every half hour or so

Yeah but if you'll excuse the pun, it's a different ball game.

Whats worse is seeing them do it and then seeing them bite their nails or something!

constellation

Anto McC wrote:

Yeah but if you'll excuse the pun, it's a different ball game.

Whats worse is seeing them do it and then seeing them bite their nails or something!

Scratch and sniff.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

wha, you expect your gf to suck and lick it but you won't do it yourself?

men, always with the double standards

5uspect

Maybe someone could start putting radioactive materials on the door handles of their favourite establishments and the little twats can sterilize themselves.

biko

Take the opportunity when they're kinda defenceless and give them an almighty kick, through hands and all, in the groin.

Anto McC

Mordeth wrote:

wha, you expect your gf to suck and lick it but you won't do it yourself?

Got it in one

men, always with the double standards

Serious question here for you Mordeth, Do you genuinly think it's ok for a man to play with his balls for ten minutes and then to clean his teeth with his fingernails? Do you honestly find nothing wrong with that?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

it's not something I'd do myself, but only because I know how much my balls sweat. If I were blessed with a dryer scrotum, then yes.. maybe I would.

Anto McC

I never heard of a man whose balls don't sweat.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

right, but most men don't have to walk around with seperate bounty sheets for each testicle stuffed into their underpants.

Nailz

Ehh, mine don't.

Anto McC

Sounds comfortable

Nailz

"Sounds comfortable" you say?!? I wouldn't want people looking at me having a fiddle with the good oul' bollox!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

it actually is, took a little while to get used to it but it really cuts down on jock rash .. and all that happens if someone tries to wedgie you is a smooth sensation of silk.

Tha Gopher

Hands up who has never had a horn in work or on a bus that makes any type of walking that doesnt resemble Quasimodo impossible.

Exactly.


Now shurrup with yer bashin......

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

actually, seeing as this thread is kinda moving off into it's own new direction anyway

does anyone else find they are more prone to erections on the bus when they are really tired? never happens to me except when I got fug all sleep the night before, in which case the slightest bit of gravel on the road sends me sky high.

The Bollox

it's probably to keep you awake and alert. *turns pensive* but why does it only happen at the end of the journey when you have to get up?

Tha Gopher

Mordeth wrote:

actually, seeing as this thread is kinda moving off into it's own new direction anyway

does anyone else find they are more prone to erections on the bus when they are really tired? never happens to me except when I got fug all sleep the night before, in which case the slightest bit of gravel on the road sends me sky high.

Dunno why but on the Cavan to Dublin bus i always get a ragin horn around Navan. It doesnt matter if the women sitting beside me/out the window of the bus are exclusively either 19 year old blondes with tits bigger than my head, or old grannys with blue rinse. It has NOTHING to do with the view- ive been on the bus alone and got the same ive got when there are 3 18 year olds infront. Theres just something in the air in Navan Most men there must be on the sickie, making totally valid claims relating to spine curveture :eek:

Karoma

Godamnit! Back on-topic before I cut them off, boys.

T.M.I.


*shudder*

Sarsfield

I did bring up this topic almost two years ago.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=317035

Though back then it seems it was more of a hands-outside-the-pants sort of a thing.

Deliverance

Karoma wrote:

Godamnit! Back on-topic before I cut them off, boys.

T.M.I.


*shudder*

Ok miss 'Bobbit'.

walrusgumble

reminds me of a few scouser me and me mates met over in liverpool. three of them (one was going out with a mate who was in uni there) they came up all hard like hand blatanly down the trousers, and stuck that hand out to shake our hands, one of the lads obliged (a right doughal) then i get dirty look from them when i told them to feck off with that, jesus i was sh*tin it for the rest of the nite. good lads though

randylonghorn

Tha Gopher wrote:

Hands up who has never had a horn in work or on a bus ...

Fine ... but the problem isn't hands up, it's hands down ... in public, at least! God knows, I'm no advocate of sleeping with hands outside the clothes, but polishing the family jewelry on a public street is a bit much ...

Karoma wrote:

T.M.I.

*shudder*

Prude!

Jesus Wept

Sarsfield wrote:

I did bring up this topic almost two years ago.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=317035

Though back then it seems it was more of a hands-outside-the-pants sort of a thing.

Hardly newsworthy considering we see the exact same threads brought up on a weekly basis at times.

Mexicola

Deliverance wrote:

Crabs?

Defo a more probable explanation!

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'm glad this topic was brought up.

I find it absolutely revolting looking at teenage lads, and sometimes older holding their bollox like this.

I've a 15yr old son, whose arms' I'm break if I seen him do that.

I mean, what in the name of sweet baby Jesus do they think their doing. Looking like two year old's playing with their willies.

DarkJager

Thought the front of the pants is where they keep knives and sawn off shotguns when they're carrying them. Other than that its probably Jacintas crabs....

Slow Motion

Could be worse, it could turn into a case of "you scratch my sack and I'll scratch yours"

constellation

DarkJager wrote:

Thought the front of the pants is where they keep knives and sawn off shotguns when they're carrying them. Other than that its probably Jacintas crabs....

"Is that crabs or are you just happy to see me" doesn't quite have the same ring to it...

Reku

Pretty off putting alright (just think how many such hands may have held any of the money you have in your wallet/purse) *searches for a vomit smilie but alas there are none!* but I have heard of worse:
a lad out in public, his GF in front of him (presumable his GF anyway) & "his lad" down the back of her trackies. Some people have no sense of shame...:(

FlutterinBantam

"Sense of shame"... "skanger"... not in the same thread please.