Mutate a player

Jazzy

This sort of idea may have been done in other genres but I think with footballers you could get good results.
The idea is to mix 2 players attributes together so you form some sort of mutant player.
For instance - Peter Donna. a mix of Peter Crouch's body and Maradonna' skill. It would be like trying to play against Mr. Fantastic from the fantastic 4.
Or how about Craig Barton? a mix of Joey Barton and Craig Bellamy... probably the angriest player you could ever create.

anyone else?

yom 1

how bout Wayne Chadwick - a wayne rooney and luke chadwick lovechild - quite possibly the ugliest player in history

or Steve McClaren a mixture of Steve Staunton and steve McClaren - could there be a more clueless manager out there

jobonar

Cristiano Ronaldo & Kaka

Cristiano Kaka! now there's a player

Zapp Brannigan

Allesandro Maldini

The best defender in the world easily.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Pele Maldini. One of the worlds best forwards who could do a decent job at the back too.

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Zinedine Cruyff.

Marco van Nistelrooy.

Diego Platini.

Mr Alan

Dirk Rooney - Ugliest player ever

Loomis

Arsene Cox

Say it fast

PHB

Roy Scholes

would undoubtably be the best midfielder of all time.

Mr Alan

PHB wrote:

Roy Scholes

would undoubtably be the best midfielder of all time.

Not sure about that!

Only thing that can't be doubted there is that they would be sent off more than any other player!

PHB

I don't know, Scholes is just terible at tackling, it's not that he's particuarly vicous Most of his yellows come from mis-timing it rather than evil Personally I find his inability to tackle after all these years quite endearing

joker77

PHB wrote:

I don't know, Scholes is just terible at tackling, it's not that he's particuarly vicous Most of his yellows come from mis-timing it rather than evil Personally I find his inability to tackle after all these years quite endearing

Bugs me to hear people say that about Scholes. Yes he mistimes his tackles, but he's also a very dirty tackler.

I'm by no means disputing that he's a great midfielder and will go down as a legend of the game, but some of his tackling is downright nasty.

jebuz

Kieran Bowyer - he'd kick the crap out of himself

Mr Alan

Wouldn't be overly sure about that either!

Endearing/Hilarious - least we are NEARLY in agreement, the Roma game was hilarious, after he picked up his first yellow, i would've put my house on him being sent off!

Alonso should've knocked his ginger ass out at last seasons game in Anfield!

(god i sound like i'm turning into some sort of bad rapper!)

BKtje

Zinedine Kilbane ... need i say more

jebuz

B-K-DzR wrote:

Zinedine Kilbane ... need i say more

ha! yeah he'd get by loads of players but then just run over the goal line with the ball and make a stupid face

Revelation Joe

millersangel wrote:

Only thing that can't be doubted there is that they would be sent off more than any other player!

I think that honour would go to Vinnie Dicks

~Rebel~

Bruce Fashanu

You'd know the result before every match kicked off!

Mikeyt086

Obafemi Senderos.

The mix of a ninja and sasquach.

Peyton Manning

I agree with Roy Scholes

evil_seed

yom 1 wrote:

or Steve McClaren a mixture of Steve Staunton and steve McClaren - could there be a more clueless manager out there

comedy genius

eirebhoy

What are the attributes you look for in a central midfielder? Put Pirlo and Gattuso together and they come out tops in all of them.

~Rebel~

Momo Le Tissier.

Basically just normal le Tiss but with Sissoko's ridiculous fitness and energy!

NotWormBoy

Titus Traore...

Still, he'd probably get his game at Newcastle...

PHB

B-K-DzR wrote:

Zinedine Kilbane ... need i say more

We have a clear winner, but after that...

~Rebel~ wrote:

Momo Le Tissier.
Basically just normal le Tiss but with Sissoko's ridiculous fitness and energy!

Now that's an interesting combination. I'd go with Micheal Le Tisser for Essien energy as I've heard stories about how after matches he goes for 3 hour runs cause he's got too much energy.

Mr Alan

Essien probably goes around kicking kittens after games too to burn off some of that energy. Don't like him.

Good player though

The_B_Man

Pele Scheichel.

Make a great save, then run the pitch and score!

astrofool

Djibril Heskey, the fans in row z going to be taking powerdrives straight to the face. Also gets picked for England/France for some reason.