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duck in a restauraunt

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  • 09-08-2007 1:59pm
    #1
    The Bollox
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    what did the duck say when it walked into the restauraunt?






    nothing, the chef killed it and prepared it for the menu


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Jesus, man, thats terrible....


    I got a better duck joke...

    A duck walks into a bar and asks the bar man "you got a grape?". The man replies "sorry but we don't sell grapes", the duck sighs and walks out.

    The next day the duck returns back to the pub and asks the same question, "you got a grape?", the bar man replies "i told you yesterday that we don't sell grapes here, now get lost". So the duck turns and walks out!

    The following day the duck enters the bar again, but before he can ask his question the bar man shouts at him "if you ask me for a grape again i will nail your beak to the bar, you got that?".

    The duck looks up at him and says "got any nails?", "no" replies the bar man.

    The duck pauses, "you got a grape?"


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Two ducks flying over Norn Iron.
    One says to the other "quack quack"
    and the other says "I'm sarry I canna go any quacker"


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    Mahatma coat
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    you been readin German 'Humor' sites again?


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    Mahatma coat
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    how do you turn a ducki nto a soul singer?

    put it in the oven til its Bill Withers :D


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    The Bollox
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    that was my attempt at germain jokes. patton pending...


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    AckwelFoley
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    Man, im loving your forum name!

    Its one of my favourite words :D


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    dumbyearbook
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote:
    Two ducks flying over Norn Iron.
    One says to the other "quack quack"
    and the other says "I'm sarry I canna go any quacker"

    Brilliant !


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    pd101
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    When do ducks get up in the morning?

    At the quack of dawn.


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    darkskol
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    :p


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