How often do you poo?

Zillah

azezil wrote:

2 - 3 times a day, gotta make room for some sweet lovin

Too much information!!

Reku

Alanthroneus wrote:

yeah.... this is the second poo thread today..enough is enough

Yeah, seriously beginning to think there are some serious faecophiles here in AH...:(

Mr. Anderson wrote:

Up your ass?:eek:

Maybe his GF refuses to degrade herself, so she degrades him instead?

Dev 17

This thread is going deeper and deeper.:)

Duggy747

Bloody hell!! This thread is still going?

Had a good ol' fashioned dump before work this morning to start my day off and it was, what I call, a double decker one-two phantom whammy!! That means the meat cigar itself disappeared down the bowl and a quick wipe with a tissue was suffice to convince me "Did I just imagine having a shít?" No cleaning operation needed, twill be a jolly day today!

Steve_o

I am amazed this thread is still alive....

Fad

Steve_o wrote:

I am amazed this thread is still alive....

SILENCE! this thread is amazing

jebuz

ruddy mods with their double standards

Red Alert

The worst story i ever heard was some guy took a dump in a hotel room kettle and fired it out the window :eek:

cance

Red Alert wrote:

The worst story i ever heard was some guy took a dump in a hotel room kettle and fired it out the window :eek:

i would have left the kettle to boil while i checked out as a present for the next occupant.

petes

I had five yesterday.

MooseJam

I have to go now, i'll tell you when i'm done, see can you guess how big it was by the time gap between posts

FlutterinBantam

Are you plannin to do a "Degsy" ?

MooseJam

whats a degsy

AlmightyCushion

MooseJam wrote:

whats a degsy

Degsy posted up a picture of either someone sh!tting or of a piece of sh!t in the thunderdome and got banned for it.

FlutterinBantam

Ten minute splutther?

She was an easy birth then?

MooseJam

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Ten minute splutther?

She was an easy birth then?

yea, one big log, no problems to report

FlutterinBantam

Nice one!!

azezil

Aw man I'd a wicked dose of the scutters this morning, must have been that dodgey donar kebab I had last night >_<

RandolphEsq

I average 1.6 ****s a day. I also keep a **** record which notes texture and colour

FlutterinBantam

BrightEyes wrote:

I average 1.6 ****s a day. I also keep a **** record which notes texture and colour

How interesting!

So,it could be Mon. Aug 13/1330... shat large solid bolus with a nice fawn matt finish.

Tue Aug 14 0830.. weak runny scutter,like thick soup,colour, burnt ochre

Tue Aug 14 2020... neat little stool,nice and smooth,desert brown.


Is that the way you do it?

Well done sir.

coyote6

Drum roll please......250th post .......

Sometimes about 3 or 4 metres a day. I'm sometimes tempted to take a picture to show the lads. Sick, sick I tell you.

kelle

My gorgeous adorable 9-month-old daughter has been doing 5 a day lately! She's keeping Pampers in business!

Mossy Monk

coyote6 wrote:

Drum roll please......250th post .......

Sometimes about 3 or 4 metres a day. I'm sometimes tempted to take a picture to show the lads. Sick, sick I tell you.

Why not stick it up on <snip> for us all to see?

Demonique

At least once per day

coyote6

Mossy Monk wrote:

Why not stick it up on <snip> for us all to see?

Well, I just had back surgery a month ago and the pain meds are cloggin' me up a bit. When I get back on my "A" game or shall I say "P" game I'll seriously consider it.

Reku

How has this thread not been locked and closed yet....

FlutterinBantam

The Mod. had to go to the toilet!!

Terry

farohar wrote:

How has this thread not been locked and closed yet....

Because it hasn't gone to any extremes.

That is not an invitation to anyone to take it to extremes, unless you want to be banned indefinitely.

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

some mod decided to change the link i put here. that is shít:p

Lola123

What's next guys? A poll on foods that make you poo?

Jesus Wept

Good thinking Lola, what gives you the scutters?

Duggy747

Bloody hell!! This shítty thread (Ba-Dum-Bum....Pish!!) has lasted longer than any other thread I've seen in ages!!

Oh, and Riggs, Bacon doesn't agree with me yet for some strange reason yet I love the stuff!! Meh, pain for pleasure!!

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

what is with sweet corn? i dont think the human body can digest it. there is always loads of it in the bowl, with very little damage to it after you eat it. Guiness shíts are pretty bad. rock hard, and they make a splash as well, resulting in a nice wet ass!!!!:mad:

Kintarō Hattori

Just Now.

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

eo980 wrote:

Just Now.

what was it like? weight, colour, texture etc.....

Duggy747

Joseph Loud Ventilation wrote:

what was it like? weight, colour, texture etc.....

Woah man, I think you're getting a bit too into this. I suggest you cool off over at ratemypoo!

Plenty of consistency over there.

Rhiannon14

*so entertained right now*

Terry

Rhiannon14 wrote:

*so entertained right now*

Well you can blame frankcarthy for putting a stop to your entertainment.