Music to do the dirty by...

J.S. Pill

Boney M - Daddy cool

baztard

Anything by Scooter.

Mossy Monk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sK3AqFYAWQ

Does it for me.

Hmmm never gave much thought to it unless its romantic stuff

I've put U2 on in the past to diguise any noise from the bed etc but I was having sex last week and Nasty girl by P. Diddy, Nelly, etc came on and well it was

Hip hop FTW!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Music-Make-Love-Various/dp/B0001MMFYQ/ref=sr_1_12/203-0785714-1794307?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1186759033&sr=1-12

Marksie

I have an mp3 collection of music, mostly instrumental and designed to keep the rhthym and flow going... about 10 hours worth (and yes lol, sometimes it has to be put on twice). But one of my favourite ones on it is Yolanda (Spiritdance) by dead can dance.

But if you want a try this one:BLOODHOUND GANG LYRICS

"The Bad Touch"



Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

moridin

Anything from Goldfrapps Black Cherry album is fantastic

Duggy747

Or how about the Scatman? Might get the right idea if your into that sorta thing!

<_<

>_>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai6Xd6a-2HY

GerryRyan

The Beatles - Come Together

Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me

*dances away to it*

Nailz

Barry White & The Fun Lovin' Criminals.

Adyx

Well its not the most romantic song ever but Oh! Sweet Nuthin' by The Velvet Underground has got my vote.

Anto McC

Jumbo breakfast roll - Pat Shortt

melekalikimaka

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8bId3LOysfs


enough said...get it on baby

zuutroy

Is this ANOTHER thread about crapping?

super_furry

Faster by the Manic Street Preachers. True story - I lost my virginity to the soundtrack of this song.

I hate purity
Hate goodness
I dont want virtue to exist anywhere
I want everyone corrupt

I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am a pioneer, they call me primitive
I am purity, they call me perverted
Holding you but I only miss these things when they leave

I am idiot drug hive, the virgin, the tattered and the torn
Life is for the cold made warm and they are just lizards
Self-disgust is self-obsession honey and I do as I please
A morality obedient, only to the cleansed repented

I am stronger than mensa, miller and mailer
I spat out plath and pinter
I am all the things that you regret
A truth that washes that learnt how to spell

The first time you see yourself naked you cry
Soft skin now acne, foul breath, so broken
He loves me truly this mute solitude Im draining
I know I believe in nothing but it is my nothing

Sleep cant hide the thoughts splitting through my mind
Shadows arent clean, false mirrors too many people awake
If you stand up like a nail then you will be knocked down
Ive been too honest with myself I should have lied like everybody else

I am stronger than mensa, miller and mailer
I spat out plath and pinter
I am all the things that you regret
A truth that washes that learnt how to spell, learnt to spell

So damn easy to cave in, man kills everything
So damn easy to cave in, man kills everything
So damn easy to cave in, man kills everything
So damn easy to cave in, man kills everything

Cool_CM

This whole album looks good for a larf!
http://www.amazon.com/PornoSonic-Ron-Jeremy/dp/B0001EJ70E/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002-7541872-5938456?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1186770386&sr=1-1

Max_Damage

Cock And Ball Torture - Aphrodisianus

scitpo

'Rectum' from the movie Irreversible.


http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/wma-pop-up/B00008OM4M001004/ref=mu_sam_wma_001_004/104-7487410-9124735
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K4RXGSYV

rediguana

"Fu*king You Tonight" by R. Kelly.

>>>I know you used to slow CDs and Dom Ps
But tonight it's eight tracks and six packs while I hit that<<<

I had a thread on this very topic on the music forum. I knew that AH was the natural place for it, but I was in an unjust exile at the time. A plague on you, Giblet Devil.

scitpo

Another stone cold fanny f*cking classic.

Steeleyespan - Gaudete
http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/wma-pop-up/B00000743T001001/ref=mu_sam_wma_001_001/104-7487410-9124735

But this song and 'rectum' on loop together and you will have the night of your life.

Lirange

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDdokE1rAMw

It's only for the really hard core shag monsters though.

Jesus Wept

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Banana phone ftw.

+1million.
ping pong ping pong ping, BANANNA FONNNE

Marksie wrote:

I have an mp3 collection of music, mostly instrumental and designed to keep the rhthym and flow going... about 10 hours worth (and yes lol, sometimes it has to be put on twice).

/shudder.

Who let sting on boards?



surely this number is worth a spin, perhaps at the end of the night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aip-a3qEJ2s

Gran Hermano

Sting admitted the whole 10 hour tantric love fest was just a rumour
he started to see how gullible the UK media was

Back OT, Stairway to Heaven is a personal fav of mine.

DemocAnarchis

Marksie wrote:

But if you want a try this one:
"The Bad Touch"

Thats the song i lost mine to

Any Portishead is always good

RadioActive

I have to join in with those who say closer by NIN. It's never been topped!

Piste

Marksie wrote:

I have an mp3 collection of music, mostly instrumental and designed to keep the rhthym and flow going... about 10 hours worth (and yes lol, sometimes it has to be put on twice). But one of my favourite ones on it is Yolanda (Spiritdance) by dead can dance.

I love this song to bits, but I would find it a bit too slow for sex, more suited to a striptease or some good ol' fashioned belly dancing.

Depeche Mode - I Feel You

The sexiest song. Ever.

TerrorFirmer

Gran Hermano wrote:

Back OT, Stairway to Heaven is a personal fav of mine.

I like that one too.

Black Swan

Bolero?

Lirange

Deleted User wrote:

Depeche Mode - I Feel You

The sexiest song. Ever.

Personal Jesus > I Feel You

Kinetic^

When playing organ solo I like to listen to Beat It by Michael Jackson and by god do I!!!!

During sexy time avec meh missus the Beach Boys song, "I get around" is a definate favourite.

Marksie

Piste wrote:

I love this song to bits, but I would find it a bit too slow for sex, more suited to a striptease or some good ol' fashioned belly dancing.

:-). That too.
I find it great to let the rhythym guide the breathing and the hand and body movements.
So the music becomes part and parcel of it all, in fact partners actually see vistas and visions is even better

Depends on the mood I suppose. Prodigy, Moby, something classical.

Caliden

Damien Rice. Women love the Damien Rice.

fletch

LL Cool J - Doin' It Well
"It's the first time together and I'm feeling kinda horny
Conventional methods of makin love kinda bore me
I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off
Blow your socks off make sure your G spots soft"

"Mmm, baby wild, don't do that
Chill wait a minute baby let me please you back"

Mr. CooL ICE

If this doesn't make her glad it ended early, I don't know what will...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVHUAco_k-g

L1011

baztard wrote:

Anything by Scooter.

This just made me think of "How Much Is The Fish". Thanks. *pukes in corner*

stooge

Secret Garden - Bruce Springsteen

She'll let you in her house
If you come knockin' late at night
She'll let you in her mouth
If the words you say are right
If you pay the price
She'll let you deep inside
But there's a secret garden she hides

She'll let you in her car
To go drivin' round
She'll let you into the parts of herself
That'll bring you down
She'll let you in her heart
If you got a hammer and a vise
But into her secret garden, don't think twice

So, so apt

Jigsaw

I once had sex to the extended five minute version of the BBC Grandstand theme tune. It has a smashing guitar solo in the middle that no one knows about. Just the ticket for a good auld energetic ride.

Riesen_Meal

Kings Of Leon - "Holy Roller Novocaine" is another

http://www.amazon.com/Holy-Roller-Novocaine-Kings-Leon/dp/B0000894OY

My darling you look lovely
I've come to lay you down
Uncover your head and submit to me
We'll make a joyful sound
I don't care if you're by yourself
Or you're all alone when you need my help
Keep that smile on your pretty face
Cause you don't have much I can't take away

Chorus:
Don't you worry baby
You won't feel a thing
Close your eyes
Holy Roller Novocaine

Lord's gonna get us back (x4)
I know, I know
Lord's gonna get us back (x4)
I know, I know

You'll be hearin' me comin'
But I can't come inside
I'll be out back in my white Cadillac
Won't you join me for a ride
Let me take you up to the mountain top
There I'll show all the goods I got
Don't look back keep your eyes ahead
This could be the night that the moon goes red

Repeat Chorus

All the world is moanin'
And baby so am I
I'm just givin' you warning
And I'm telling you why

Lord's gonna get us back (x4)
I know, I know
Lord's gonna get us back (x4)
I know, I know
Lord's gonna get us back (x4)
I know, I know
Lord's gonna get us back (x4)
I know, I know

Also another make sexy time would be :

Sasha - Involver, all the way from 90-150bpm

http://www.amazon.com/Involver-Sasha/dp/B00020HA0Q

Dboy85

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL61ifVtV58

Pusifier feat Milla Jovovich

Maddison

Yeah massive attack...or r kelly bump n grind a bit of boyz 2 men, emmmmmmm anything grindy really

Maddison

fletch wrote: »

LL Cool J - Doin' It Well
"It's the first time together and I'm feeling kinda horny
Conventional methods of makin love kinda bore me
I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off
Blow your socks off make sure your G spots soft"

"Mmm, baby wild, don't do that
Chill wait a minute baby let me please you back"

are you a boy cuz Im liking your thinkin...

Loopy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkgfmWfJ11s

Professey Chin

Xzibit - Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair

brillianthenry

Batman(1989) theme song???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4ydxgekFls


Oh yes I do think so....

Dboy85

brillianthenry wrote: »

Batman(1989) theme song???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4ydxgekFls


Oh yes I do think so....

Thats some freaky sex :pac: lol

Professey Chin

brillianthenry wrote: »

Batman(1989) theme song???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4ydxgekFls


Oh yes I do think so....

Did that before
Tv was on in the background.

nick cave .." in to my arms" or ""the ship song" ....a bit of poetry always dose it for me ...ee Cummings "i like my body" ...although ti's hard to concentrate on doing the deed while reading poetry to someone

Faith

Death Cab for Cutie or Sigur Rós are great for romantic sex.