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Another Blonde joke

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  • 12-08-2007 10:47pm
    #1
    darkskol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭


    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
    finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
    there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a
    blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
    voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir,
    I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
    should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
    weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
    joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
    "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


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