Its Official - Beerguts are Very Bad

odonnell

Sorry to say it lads, and ladies.... but beerguts are officially BAD for you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6944279.stm

Whats going to happen in here then?

AlmightyCushion

odonnell wrote:

Whats going to happen in here then?

Well it means a lot more people will be health conscious so that means tesco and the like will be less likely to run out of sausages and rashers which means more fry ups for us.

Slow Motion

odonnell wrote:

Sorry to say it lads, and ladies.... but beerguts are officially BAD for you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6944279.stm

Whats going to happen in here then?

Away with ye and your scurrulous "news" :mad: Pfft

The Brothers will not be swayed ! Except under the influence of alcahol

The Bollox

do you believe everything the BBC tells you? if it was RTÉ news or News On 2 I would be worried

Tom Dunne

odonnell wrote:

Whats going to happen in here then?

What's wrong with you man? *slap*

Do you believe everything you read on the internet? It's lies I tell you, all lies.

sioda

We have heard this sort of scaremongering before and scoff at it

odonnell

ok ok ... i concede it isnt necessarily the beergut thats bad news - its the heart disease that supercedes it!

Bring on that take-away.

sioda

Brothers what a combined response

Tom Dunne

sioda wrote:

Brothers what a combined response

It certainly was. Let that be a lesson to anyone who wades in here promoting "healthy eating" and all that nonsense.

That will teach young odonnell not to be looking at those kind of websites too.

Slow Motion

sioda wrote:

Brothers what a combined response

Well ! You need to deal with this sort of thing before it can gather any momentum, otherwise brothers in training might be unduly upset and not give the gut the commitment it requires ! Next they'll be saying balding men aren't sexy and virile or bacon buttys aren't the food of the Gods :rolleyes:

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

Next they'll be saying balding men aren't sexy and virile or bacon buttys aren't the food of the Gods :rolleyes:

Poppycock.

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Poppycock.

You disagree ? Or are you slighting my manmeat ? Explain yourself sir !

Wagon

You have to stop worrying about these silly health scares. Im skinny, and just as lazy as the next man.

Having a gut is just showing the world you look after yourself and don't let yourself go hungry and malnourished. We'll leave that to the anorexia forum. Now stop worrying my friend, get down to Dunnes and get a one litre can of proper German ale . The bar is never closed.

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

You disagree ? Or are you slighting my manmeat ? Explain yourself sir !

No I agree. I'm saying that bald men not being sexy is complete poppycock or utter bull sh!te. I've been looking for an excuse to use that word for a while.

Tom Dunne

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I've been looking for an excuse to use that word for a while.

Though Brother AC, I must point out that the word is a tad, well, ghey. It's down there with "toodle-pip" and "ta-ta for now".

Utter sh!te is good, as is bollox.

Pighead

Here's a PM Pighead received from a distressed Beerguts member's girlfriend earlier on today:

Dearest Pighead,
Please help me. Since my boyfriend and I became a couple he has steadily put on weight. He now has a huge, round beer belly. He refuses to exercise at all and eats huge meals and junk food and iced coffee. While I am on an exercise machine in front of the telly, he is snoring or eating lollies.

It has become very difficult and uncomfortable for me to have sex as I am now around half his weight and that big belly just beats me up. When I try to talk about it he says he doesn’t know why our relationship became all about looks. He thinks he is slim and that I am just making up excuses to avoid sex.
Yours Sincerly,
Almighty Cushions Girlfriend.

Tom Dunne

Pighead wrote:

Here's a PM Pighead received from a distressed Beerguts member's girlfriend earlier on today:

Dearest Pighead,
Please help me. Since my boyfriend and I became a couple he has steadily put on weight. He now has a huge, round beer belly. He refuses to exercise at all and eats huge meals and junk food and iced coffee. While I am on an exercise machine in front of the telly, he is snoring or eating lollies.

It has become very difficult and uncomfortable for me to have sex as I am now around half his weight and that big belly just beats me up. When I try to talk about it he says he doesn’t know why our relationship became all about looks. He thinks he is slim and that I am just making up excuses to avoid sex.
Yours Sincerly,
Almighty Cushions Girlfriend.

*yawn* :rolleyes:

Sposs

Look at them with their fancy science................pass me a beer!

odonnell

this was silly of me...i know that now....

i shall shamedly withdraw!

Pighead

tom dunne wrote:

*yawn* :rolleyes:

Stop yer yawning and get outside and do some exercise chubbser.

AlmightyCushion

Pighead wrote:

Here's a PM Pighead received from a distressed Beerguts member's girlfriend earlier on today:

Dearest Pighead,
Please help me. Since my boyfriend and I became a couple he has steadily put on weight. He now has a huge, round beer belly. He refuses to exercise at all and eats huge meals and junk food and iced coffee. While I am on an exercise machine in front of the telly, he is snoring or eating lollies.

It has become very difficult and uncomfortable for me to have sex as I am now around half his weight and that big belly just beats me up. When I try to talk about it he says he doesn’t know why our relationship became all about looks. He thinks he is slim and that I am just making up excuses to avoid sex.
Yours Sincerly,
Almighty Cushions Girlfriend.

She came clean to me pighead and she's told me that's she's in love with you. It broke my heart when she told me firdt but when she explained I soon understood. She said the reason she's gone off sex with me is because I'm not in to the whole scat thing and that the reason she has become so fond for you is the sheer amount of diarrhoea that flows from your mouth.

Pighead

AlmightyCushion wrote:

She came clean to me pighead and she's told me that's she's in love with you.

Tell her Pigheads flattered with the attention but she's far too ugly to ever become my lover.

matt-dublin

if i suck it in my beer gut goes away, therefore i am not at risk when i suck in!

projectmayhem

matt-dublin wrote:

if i suck it in my beer gut goes away, therefore i am not at risk when i suck in!

every breath out is a gift from god...

Jesus Wept

I have not seen one study that has successfully linked beer and 'beer guts'.

It's all smoke and mirrors to get people to buy diet products and pills, which are more expensive than beer.

Fratton Fred

your girlfriend's not very chatty Pighead. I took her out yesterday and she only said two words all night.



I'm coming.;)

Zaph

That article was very long and quite frankly I couldn't be arsed reading all of it. From what I gather the gist of it is that beerguts are bad, but not having read down I'm assuming that they mean bad for business for manufacturers of small and medium sized clothing, or bad for the person who has to hang off the side of the seat while sitting next to a Brother on the bus.

Tom Dunne

zaph wrote:

That article was very long and quite frankly I couldn't be arsed reading all of it. From what I gather the gist of it is that beerguts are bad, but not having read down I'm assuming that they mean bad for business for manufacturers of small and medium sized clothing, or bad for the person who has to hang off the side of the seat while sitting next to a Brother on the bus.

I thought it was something like bad as it means you have to reach further to scratch the extremes of it. Stretching could be construed as exercise. Can't be having that now, can we?

The Bollox

tom dunne wrote:

I thought it was something like bad as it means you have to reach further to scratch the extremes of it. Stretching could be construed as exercise. Can't be having that now, can we?

that's why God invented scratching devices like back scratchers and monkeys

Tom Dunne

The Bollox wrote:

that's why God invented scratching devices like back scratchers and monkeys

And wimmins - "Here luv' scratch this"

Hagar

If Pighead is still about will someone tell him that his village called and that they're worried about him being out on his own.

Hagar

Hagar wrote:

If Pighead is still about will someone tell him that his village called and that they're worried about him being out on his own.

To be honest I don't think they want him back:D

The Hill Billy

Pighead wrote:

Here's a PM Pighead received from a distressed Beerguts member's girlfriend earlier on today:

Dearest Pighead,
Please help me. Since my boyfriend and I became a couple he has steadily put on weight. He now has a huge, round beer belly. He refuses to exercise at all and eats huge meals and junk food and iced coffee. While I am on an exercise machine in front of the telly, he is snoring or eating lollies.

It has become very difficult and uncomfortable for me to have sex as I am now around half his weight and that big belly just beats me up. When I try to talk about it he says he doesn’t know why our relationship became all about looks. He thinks he is slim and that I am just making up excuses to avoid sex.
Yours Sincerly,
Almighty Cushions Girlfriend.

An "Agony Pig". So true on several different levels.

jester77

I haven't read the article but it was probably written by some unfortunate that is allergic to beer and begrudges the world for it!

Don't worry brethern, it's just scaremongering... just remember, they used to think the world was flat :rolleyes:

The Bollox

tom dunne wrote:

And wimmins - "Here luv' scratch this"

I dunno if I would trust the wimmins with scratching certain sensitive areas. atleat you can train a monkey to be fully obedient, but the wimmins think the harder the scratch; the more relief the man will get.

AlmightyCushion

Pighead wrote:

Tell her Pigheads flattered with the attention but she's far too ugly to ever become my lover.

Sorry Pighead I didn't quiet catch that, all I could hear was the sound of diarrhoea coming out of your mouth.

Tom Dunne

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Sorry Pighead I didn't quiet catch that, all I could hear was the sound of diarrhoea coming out of your mouth.

I think the village butcher has a nice big red apple to prevent that from happening again.

AlmightyCushion

tom dunne wrote:

I think the village butcher has a nice big red apple to prevent that from happening again.

Might shut him up once and for all.

Tom Dunne

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Might shut him up once and for all.

Maybe the Bacon Fries in the bar can now be made from pork, rather than mountain goat and sardines.

Duggy747

Oh, Pish-Posh. So what!! Everything is "Bad" for us nowadays. If Rice Krispies and Pringles aren't giving us cancer then it's cow's farting that are "destroying" the enviornment.

Vegetarians say meat is bad (heh, losers!), TV makes people violent (cuz it's so shít! Big Brother makes me want to assasinate the president!) and hearing one lyric of rap music will make you wanna smoke some greens as well as smoke that foo' in your neighborhood!!

Smelling petrol & diesel is bad for you but it don't stop me from taking a good whiff when I'm at the petrol station!!

The Bollox

Duggy747 wrote:

Big Brother makes me want to assasinate the president!

just seeing the knob jockey on the TV makes me want to assess... asasss... kill him

Bazzy

Brothers lets remember

Crossing the road can lead to being knocked down!!!!!!

We still cross the road ODONNELL BACK TO THE FITNESS FORUM!

Hagar

I have a trained chicken do all my road crossing for me.
You be surprised how much curiousity it arouses.

smashey

Hagar wrote:

I have a trained chicken do all my road crossing for me.
You be surprised how much curiousity it arouses.

Why?