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Desert Sex

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  • 15-08-2007 2:47pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭


    There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
    He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
    Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
    He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
    The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
    The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
    When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
    After thinking for a short while he replied,

    "Could you hold my camel?"


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭Marshy


    I'll get in trouble if I start making negative comments so I'll just keep my mouth shut :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭foxy06


    not bad


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Yes Marsh, keep your mouth shut if you cant be civil.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    DRY :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Chuckle....:rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭Marshy


    snyper wrote:
    Yes Marsh, keep your mouth shut if you cant be civil.
    Says the person who posted that joke :eek:


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