A penguin goes to get his car fixed...

Dermot2468

The mechanic says,” it will be about an hour before we can figure out what’s wrong and fix it, so you can wait in the lobby, or go get some lunch or whatever until then.”
The penguin decides to go get ice cream. But since he’s a penguin with a beak and all, it’s kind of hard, and he gets ice cream all over his face, that he can’t wipe off due to his flippers not being long enough.
He gets back to the mechanic’s an hour or so later, and when he walks in the mechanic tells him, “You blew a seal.”
The penguin yells, “No! It’s ice cream, I swear!”

fabsoul

good 1. but it old. told better here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPP4pNFZeLs

Archeron

Very good, made me laugh.

The Bollox

fabsoul wrote:

good 1. but it old. told better here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPP4pNFZeLs

i can safely say, without using hyperbole, that monkey's make everything 1,000,000 times funnier