a horse joke

pepper · 17-08-2007 12:37am #1

There was an army camp out in the dessert and one day a superior officer visited to check out the place. Everything was great until he noticed a camel tied up to a tree

he asked "Whats the camel for" and the guy with him replied "Well sir its gets a bit lonely out here so the men use the camel to get a ride"

The officer was furious and demaned the animal be gotten rid of.

Six months later the same officer came back to the same camp. He noticed the camel was gone but saw some camel footprints so he asked"Did you get rid of that camel"

"Ah no sir the lads really needed it you know for a ride- sex is very important to them sir"

The Officer replied "Any chance i could have a go- its been a while since ive gotten any" And was lead to the camels stable.

After 5 minutes one siolder his head in the stable and jumped in fright at the sight of the Officer shagging the scared camel.

Siolder: "SIR WTF ARE YOU DOING"
Officer: "Whats it look like im getting a ride off the camel like all the lads do"

Siolder" Yes sir- but they boys use the camel as a ride into town to pick up hookers"