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The Toilet Seat

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  • 17-08-2007 12:59pm
    #1
    Dr.Gonzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭


    Here's one that's been racking my brain.

    Why should we leave the toilet seat down after we're finished.
    When was the last time a woman left the seat up for you?

    If they're so hung up on their equality, they're going to have to learn the door swings both ways.


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    #2
    blah
    Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭blah


    The simple solution is to also install a urinal in your bathroom. :D


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    #3
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Dr.Gonzo wrote:
    If they're so hung up on their equality, they're going to have to learn the door swings both ways.
    any time the wimmin bring this up I keep the toilet seat down and píss all over it. teach them to complain!


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    #4
    daiixi
    Registered Users Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭daiixi


    There is a lid. You should close the lid. Women should also close the lid. End of discussion.

    /edit. bring back women staying home, cooking, watching daytime tv and playing tennis with the girls I say! Our generation didn't ask for this "equality" so by all means take it back.


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    #5
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    This is not a Humour thread.

    Next best thing would be BG&RH but the Brothers might not appreciate it.
    So let's lock it and let on it never happened.;)


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