F*****g typical!

Dr.Gonzo

Right, so I went out for a meal with the girlfriend.
This charming little Italian yoke off the quays.
Staff was great. Food was great.
Everything was going brilliant till we were about to
leave.
As I reached for my coat, I happened to glance down at my pants.

My f-ing fly had been down the whole time.
Worse still, I hadn't been to the toilet in a few hours, so I'd been prancing
around town with my barn door open.
My complexion turned to lobster red and the girlfriend gave me an acknowledging look.

"I was going to say something, but I didn't want to embarass you"

Steoob

humour?

Hagar

Amusing enough tale but not quite what we do around here.

Moved to "The Adventures of Dr. Gonzo Forum".

xzanti

Dr.Gonzo wrote:

Right, so I went out for a meal with the girlfriend.
This charming little Italian yoke off the quays.
Staff was great. Food was great.
Everything was going brilliant till we were about to
leave.
As I reached for my coat, I happened to glance down at my pants.

My f-ing fly had been down the whole time.
Worse still, I hadn't been to the toilet in a few hours, so I'd been prancing
around town with my barn door open.My complexion turned to lobster red and the girlfriend gave me an acknowledging look.

"I was going to say something, but I didn't want to embarass you"

Too funny

Plug

Ahh i get it now, lads he had a small mickey and his girlfriend was embarresed just incase everyone heard about it.

its OK people this is humour. *deep breath*

mcauley

sigh...

Plug

mcauley wrote:

sigh...

English

[edit] Etymology

Middle English sihen from sīhen, from Old English sīcan

[edit] Pronunciation

* IPA: /saɪ/
* Audio (US)help, file
* Rhymes: -aɪ
* Homophones: sai, psi, xi, scye, Si

[edit] Verb

Infinitive
to sigh


Third person singular
sighs


Simple past
sighed


Past participle
sighed


Present participle
sighing

to sigh (third-person singular simple present sighs, present participle sighing, simple past sighed, past participle sighed)

1. To inhale a larger quantity of air than usual, and immediately expel it; to make a deep single audible respiration, especially as the result or involuntary expression of fatigue, exhaustion, grief, sorrow, frustration, or the like.
2. Hence, to lament; to grieve.
3. To make a sound like sighing.
4. To exhale (the breath) in sighs.
5. To utter sighs over; to lament or mourn over.
6. To express by sighs; to utter in or with sighs.
7. To express frustration.

[edit] Translations
To inhale a larger quantity of air than usual, and immediately expel it[Show]

* Finnish: huokaista
* Portuguese: suspirar



* Russian: вздыхать (vzdyχát') (impf.), вздохнуть (vzdoχnút’) (pf.)
* Turkish: of çekmek

Hence, to lament; to grieve[Show]


* Russian: вздыхать (vzdyχát') (impf.), вздохнуть (vzdoχnút’) (pf.)

To make a sound like sighing[Show]

* Portuguese: suspirar
* Turkish: ahlamak



* Russian: вздыхать (vzdyχát') (impf.), вздохнуть (vzdoχnút’) (pf.)

To exhale (the breath) in sighs[Show]

* Portuguese: suspirar
* Turkish: iç çekmek



* Russian: вздыхать (vzdyχát') (impf.), вздохнуть (vzdoχnút’) (pf.)

To utter sighs over; to lament or mourn over[Show]


* Russian: вздыхать (vzdyχát') (impf.), вздохнуть (vzdoχnút’) (pf.)

To express by sighs; to utter in or with sighs[Show]


* Russian: вздыхать (vzdyχát') (impf.), вздохнуть (vzdoχnút’) (pf.)

To express frustration[Show]

* Portuguese: suspirar



* Russian: вздыхать (vzdyχát') (impf.), вздохнуть (vzdoχnút’) (pf.)

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* Dutch: zuchten, gapen
* French: soupirer
* German: seufzen
* Italian: sospirare
* Portuguese: suspirar



* Romanian: suspina, ofta
* Spanish: suspirar
* Swedish: sucka

[edit] Noun

Singular
sigh


Plural
sighs

sigh (plural sighs)

1. A deep and prolonged audible inspiration or respiration of air, as when fatigued, frustrated, or grieved; the act of sighing.
2. Figuratively, a manifestation of grief; a lament.
3. (cockney slang) A person with boredom

[edit] Translations
A deep and prolonged audible inspiration or respiration of air, as when fatigued, frustrated, or grieved; the act of sighing[Show]

* Finnish: huokaus, huokaisu
* Portuguese: suspiro m.



* Russian: вздох (vzdoχ) m.

Figuratively, a manifestation of grief; a lament[Show]

* Portuguese: suspiro m.



* Russian: вздох (vzdoχ) m.

(cockney slang) A person with boredom[Show]


[edit] Translations to be checked

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* Dutch: zucht m.
* French: soupir m.
* German: Seufzen n.
* Italian: sospiro m.



* Romanian: suspin n.
* Spanish: suspiro m.
* Swedish: suck c.
* Telugu: నిట్టూర్చు (niTToorchu)

Oriel

Dr.Gonzo wrote:

"I was going to say something, but I didn't want to embarass you"

<family guy>
I would have been funnier if you had beaten her unconscious for being so stupid.
</family guy>

Hoagy

Dr.Gonzo wrote:

Right, so I went out for a meal with the girlfriend.
This charming little Italian yoke off the quays.
"

Nice description; what was the restaurant like?

biko

Badum tish