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Terms of Endearment

Homer · 2007-08-20 15:21:39

An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his friend preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms - "Honey," "My Love," "Darling,", "Sweetheart,","Pumpkin," etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in…

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20-08-2007 4:21pm

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Homer

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An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.

He was impressed by the way his friend preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms - "Honey," "My Love," "Darling,", "Sweetheart,","Pumpkin," etc.

The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."

The old man hung his head. "To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago!

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#2 20-08-2007 5:26pm
folan

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spit coffee on myself but it was worth it!

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#3 21-08-2007 12:25pm
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Ha very good

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#4 21-08-2007 3:19pm
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i really liked that one, oozes of originality, lol, which is always good.

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