Are we going to hell? Lets find out

Galvasean

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I'm going to level 5 hell. I must be a bad one.

DarkJager

Ah thats nothing. I'm going to be chilling out with the devil himself in the "cocytus"....whatever that is. Hopefully some sort of VIP lounge.

MoominPapa

Level 6 - The City of Dis - I'm a heretic and I might as well just get on with it

GhostInTheRuins

River Styx here I come

robindch

Level six as well. Shouldn't have admitted that I ate in restaurants several times a week. Clearly hell-ful.

PDN

Although I don't believe in purgatory, I'm apparently on my way there.

Scofflaw

Damn it. I'd have made it into 'Virtuous Non-Believers' if it hadn't been for my lust, violence and heresy...Second Level.

Hmm, it's literally true: all I have to do is pack in the violent video games, never look at porn again, and believe in God, and I'm in the First Circle....interesting.

Even more interesting - I don't actually have to believe in God. I just need to give up my belief that science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding...

passionately,
Scofflaw

Rev Hellfire

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Sounds like a fun place. I believe I'll enjoy it there.

CerebralCortex

Level 6 - The City of Dis
I'm a heretic.

Tim Robbins

Scofflaw wrote:

Damn it. I'd have made it into 'Virtuous Non-Believers' if it hadn't been for my lust, violence and heresy...Second Level.

Hmm, it's literally true: all I have to do is pack in the violent video games, never look at porn again, and believe in God, and I'm in the First Circle....interesting.

passionately,
Scofflaw

Same with myself. At least there'll be someone to argue with.

Beruthiel

I'm only going to Level 3, I'm going to have to make more of an effort.

Dades

Level 2??

I'm going to have to start dressing provocatively to attract the attention of the opposite sex.

Just don't tell my wife.

stakey

wahey! level 5!

"Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx." - I knew these city folk would run me out of the city and back to the sticks

Galvasean

PDN wrote:

Although I don't believe in purgatory, I'm apparently on my way there.

Ah crap, if you cant get into heaven then what hope for us sinners?

Chad ghostal

Level 7
'Violent' ??? not sure how i ended up here, but don't fancy spending eternity gettin raped and pillaged

scofflaw

I got Limbo, somehow

rolling green meadows, castles... hurrah

scofflaw wrote:

never look at porn again

No,they apparently don't mind that much...

Scofflaw

bluewolf wrote:

Scofflaw wrote:

never look at porn again

No,they apparently don't mind that much...

Odd - that's what it took to get me out of the second circle. I have a mild suspicion that question may score differently for men and women...

cordially,
Scofflaw

Tazzle

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Awesome. See you there Rev. Hellfire.

Galvasean

Scofflaw wrote:

Odd - that's what it took to get me out of the second circle. I have a mild suspicion that question may score differently for men and women...

cordially,
Scofflaw

If you are a woman you have original sin. Go to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.

Zombrex

Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?

Do you eat at restaurants several times a week?

Wow, reasons for being in hell are wide and varied

Level 6 by the way

Wicknight

Wicknight wrote:

Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?

Do you eat at restaurants several times a week?

Wow, reasons for being in hell are wide and varied

Someone in AH got the lowest circle for treason o.O

If you are a woman you have original sin. Go to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.

Except for me, I get Limbo and a castle

Zillah

bluewolf wrote:

I got Limbo, somehow

I assume you entered Buddhism as pagan beliefs, right? Thats how the Christians would see it.




I got [url="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6]Level six[/url]. I'm a heretic. But not violent. I'm quite happy with that. I think I might have been higher because of my generally nice attitude towards other human beings, but those sex questions really dragged me back down...

DerKaiser

Damnit, either Limbo or level 9 would have been better, but 6 will have to do for lil' ol' heretic me

Zillah

Zillah wrote:

I assume you entered Buddhism as pagan beliefs, right? Thats how the Christians would see it.

Yep. That's probably why I didn't get hell...

but those sex questions really dragged me back down...

Hmm... I'll try the test without pagan beliefs and see what I get
lmao. still limbo. Maybe scofflaw was right about gender variation

dan719

Level seven.:D

Red Hand

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Sounds like my bedroom.:p

The Mad Hatter

Seems all the cool people are going to Dis.

Anyone for a party?

Red Hand

City of Dis...does that have any significance in that many aethiest here diss religion?

PDN

bluewolf wrote:

Yep. That's probably why I didn't get hell...

Hmm... I'll try the test without pagan beliefs and see what I get
lmao. still limbo. Maybe scofflaw was right about gender variation

Dante's limbo was inhabited by both virtuous non-Christians and by unbaptized babies. Maybe your answers were judged to be infantile?

PDN

PDN wrote:

Dante's limbo was inhabited by both virtuous non-Christians and by unbaptized babies. Maybe your answers were judged to be infantile?

You're no fun!

Tar.Aldarion

damn you sex, straight to hell.