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Are we going to hell? Lets find out

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    #32
    Asiaprod
    Registered Users Posts: 6,737 ✭✭✭Asiaprod


    Scofflaw wrote:
    Damn it. I'd have made it into 'Virtuous Non-Believers' if it hadn't been for my lust, violence and heresy...Second Level.

    Me too, Second Level of Hell

    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

    Well, Im interested in the it molests them bit, and meeting Cleopatra sounds interesting, and Helen of Troy, sign me up. If they have beer, cold, its heaven.


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    #33
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Asiaprod wrote:
    Well, Im interested in the it molests them bit, and meeting Cleopatra sounds interesting, and Helen of Troy, sign me up. If they have beer, cold, its heaven.
    You, me, Scofflaw, Helen and Cleopatra.

    I foresee difficulties. ;)


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    #34
    radiospan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭radiospan


    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis


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    #35
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    The Atheist wrote:
    You, me, Scofflaw, Helen and Cleopatra.

    I foresee difficulties. ;)

    Not the least of which is that it will be dark...still, any port in a storm, as they say.

    cordially,
    Scofflaw


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    #36
    MrB
    Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭MrB


    I'm already in Hell!

    But moving on to the 6th level later :)


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    #37
    mathie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,102 ✭✭✭mathie


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    Purgatory for me so!


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    #38
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Scofflaw wrote:
    Not the least of which is that it will be dark...still, any port in a storm, as they say.
    :eek:

    *Mental note: don't die at a toga party*


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    #39
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    The Atheist wrote:
    :eek:

    *Mental note: don't die at a toga party*

    Good man. Otherwise we'll be down to Seven.

    cordially,
    Scofflaw


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    #40
    redfacedbear
    Registered Users Posts: 891 ✭✭✭redfacedbear


    Bound for Dis myself - see you all there!


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    #41
    stevejazzx
    Registered Users Posts: 3,247 ✭✭✭stevejazzx


    level 6

    non violent heretic...
    looks like you'd have to be a pretty nasty piece of work to get level 6then...considereing my own foibles...


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    #42
    BrianCalgary
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭BrianCalgary


    The Mad Hatter wrote:
    Seems all the cool people are going to Dis.

    Anyone for a party?

    I'm off to purgatory.

    There won't be any guinness in Hell. Some party.:mad:


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    #43
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    BrianCalgary wrote:
    I'm off to purgatory.

    I'm delighted to find that our Christian posters are such exemplars.
    BrianCalgary wrote:
    There won't be any guinness in Hell. Some party.:mad:

    Just Budweiser - and of course, no toilets, to quote Rowan Atkinson.

    cordially,
    Scofflaw


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    #44
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Scofflaw wrote:
    Just Budweiser - and of course, no toilets, to quote Rowan Atkinson.

    cordially,
    Scofflaw

    Budweiser and no toilets? So what are you supposed to do with it then?


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    #45
    Dr Pepper
    Registered Users Posts: 841 ✭✭✭Dr Pepper


    I couldn't fill out the form quick enough :( Ah well, eternal persecution dodged once again.. ;)


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    #46
    adam_ccfc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭adam_ccfc


    Level 8 for me!


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    #47
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    The Mad Hatter wrote:
    Budweiser and no toilets? So what are you supposed to do with it then?

    They make you drink it. What part of "punishment" are you not getting?

    horrifically,
    Scofflaw


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    #48
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Scofflaw wrote:
    They make you drink it. What part of "punishment" are you not getting?

    horrifically,
    Scofflaw

    Yikes! I mean, burning flesh for eternity I can understand, but drinking Budweiser?!

    *becomes pious*


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    #49
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    The Mad Hatter wrote:
    Yikes! I mean, burning flesh for eternity I can understand, but drinking Budweiser?!

    *becomes pious*

    Feh. See, the Christians are just going about it the wrong way...

    proselytically,
    Scofflaw


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    #50
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    Hmm. Is it just me, or do others suffer these very long periods where the site is inaccessible?

    irritated,
    Scofflaw


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    #51
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Scofflaw wrote:
    Hmm. Is it just me, or do others suffer these very long periods where the site is inaccessible?
    I couldn't access Boards last night about 8:30pm. Seems to happen more and more these days.
    Also just saw this.

    Maybe that's what level 9 is like ALL THE TIME...


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    #52
    Myksyk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭Myksyk


    Level 6 - City of Dis ... I'm a heretic!


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    #53
    Hivemind187
    Registered Users Posts: 5,021 ✭✭✭Hivemind187


    Heretic kickin' it with the others in Dis.

    Great book the inferno, utter twadle, but a great read.


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    #54
    Funsterdelux
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Funsterdelux


    Woohoo

    Level 6, hmmm, we're all going to hell lads, weyyyyyyyyy!


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    #55
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Scofflaw wrote:
    Feh. See, the Christians are just going about it the wrong way...

    proselytically,
    Scofflaw

    Actually, whatever you say about Christians, they make damn good beer. *points at Belgian trappist breweries*


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    #56
    BrianCalgary
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭BrianCalgary


    Scofflaw wrote:
    I'm delighted to find that our Christian posters are such exemplars.



    Just Budweiser - and of course, no toilets, to quote Rowan Atkinson.

    cordially,
    Scofflaw

    Not even pit toilets complete with spiders?


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    #57
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    BrianCalgary wrote:
    Not even pit toilets complete with spiders?

    Damnation without relief, Brian.

    cordially,
    Scofflaw


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    #58
    Son Goku
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭Son Goku


    BrianCalgary wrote:
    Not even pit toilets complete with spiders?
    That's not hell, for it to be hell it has to be pit toilets complete with spiders and tens of sodomites violating every orifice.


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    #59
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    Son Goku wrote:
    That's not hell, for it to be hell it has to be pit toilets complete with spiders and tens of sodomites violating every orifice.

    What interesting camping trips you must have had.

    cordially,
    Scofflaw


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    #60
    Son Goku
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭Son Goku


    Scofflaw wrote:
    What interesting camping trips you must have had.
    Well, they were an eye-opener. An everything-opener actually.:eek:


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    #61
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,641 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Level 2 for me. At least there will be some women there!


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